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The White House published an executive order yesterday declaring that any armed attack against Qatar is a threat to the U.S. Especially if that attack is against a $400 million private jet being built for Trump.
#ImpeachTRUMP

Thank you Jane for all you did...

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Trump is putting a 100% tariff on films produced outside the US. But in case his marriage ends, Trump will not place tariffs on wives produced outside the US.

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Trump has reportedly complained to those close to him that the '90s, when he was close with Jeffrey Epstein, were "a different time." But I'm pretty sure the age of consent laws were the same.
Where are the files?

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Trump told the UN General Assembly that climate change is the "greatest con job." He then said you can fight that scam by purchasing his newest Bitcoin.

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Welcome back @jimmykimmel.com

First...Colbert.
Second...Kimmel.
Next...you.

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Tom Brady will come out of retirement to participate in a flag football event. You can tell he's taking it seriously. He's already deflating the balls.

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This guy will be on my mind this weekend!

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At a 9/11 memorial service yesterday, Trump fell asleep, and half of his face appeared droopy

. . . Obviously, he was just putting on an act so he could spy on the event for the FBI.

. . . Or, as Fox News reported it: "Is that President Trump or Superman? I honestly can't tell the difference!"

Thank you for ALL that you gave us Rick Davies...

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Trump says Chicago is about to find out why the Department of Defense is now called the Department of War. Locals warned that Trump's combover is about to find out why Chicago is called the Windy City.

#ArrestTRUMP

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Elon Musk turned down an invitation to a tech leader summit at the White House. He was worried it would be too awkward to run into his ex.

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Trump said that calls to release the Epstein files are just a distraction. A distraction that he could very quickly end by RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

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Charlie Sheen turns 60 today:

. . . Somehow.

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Someone posted video of unidentified objects being thrown out of a White House window. I don't get it. I guess that's one way to get rid of your poopy sheets.
#ImpeachTRUMP

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Trump called Illinois Governor JB Pritzker a "slob" and said he needs to spend more time in the gym. So hey, foreign leaders, if you want to give Trump a bribe, forget the $400 million airplanes. What he really needs is a mirror.
#ImpeachTRUMP

RELEASE THE #EpsteinFiles IN FULL

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Trump brought stacks of pizza and hamburgers when he visited the National Guard in D.C. He also brought food for the troops.
#ArrestTRUMP

The Trump administration is expanding the requirement for immigrants who are hoping to become U.S. citizens to display "good moral character." This will make it harder for President Trump to meet his next wife.
#ImpeachTRUMP

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Happy 77th to THIS guy!
I wonder...what does a 77th birthday party look like for Robert Plant??

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Trump admitted he's not sure he'll get to Heaven:
. . . But if he doesn't, it's because the vote was rigged.
. . . He thinks ending the war between Russia and Ukraine might get him in. Although I don't think the Bible mentions "siding with the bad guy" as an effective strategy.

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Trump is adding a ballroom to the White House. It's the biggest renovation project of the administration since Kristi Noem's face.

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California is the state that watches the most porn. Congratulations, California! I'd shake your hand, but . . .

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Happy Birthday you Wild n Crazy guy!
What is the plan for the celebration today big guy??
#SteveMartin

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"Lois & Clark" star Dean Cain says he's joining ICE:
. . . Also on ice? His acting career.
. . . Can you imagine working alongside a major star? Well, you'll still have to imagine that if you work alongside Dean Cain.

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JD Vance had the water level raised to go kayaking on the Ohio River. He paddled slowly to avoid splashing water on his face and ruining his eyeliner.

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Trump says Sydney Sweeney has the hottest ad out there. It's those kinds of remarks that make Trump the creepiest president out there.
#CreepyTrump

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J.D. Vance turns 41 tomorrow. No big party for him. Just a quiet night IN the couch.