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Jess Suttner

@jsuttner.bsky.social

Illustrator and designer with a regular human brain. www.jsuttner.com ✌️

88 Followers  |  309 Following  |  54 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2023  |  1.9097

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Hey @nickofferman.bsky.social, I found this tiny statue of you in @museeorsay.bsky.social in Paris.

11.12.2025 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 45571    🔁 11455    💬 1254    📌 390

The Blunder Years

22.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey Jason! I’d love to work with you on some game illustration. ✌️
Please see more at jsuttner.com

21.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It works like the Green Lantern ring. It chose you.

20.08.2025 01:41 — 👍 47    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING

25.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 2212    🔁 505    💬 6    📌 9

Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

22.06.2025 01:08 — 👍 678    🔁 85    💬 4    📌 2

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

21.06.2025 04:49 — 👍 12412    🔁 2541    💬 75    📌 27
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage .

Britt Lower’s stylist really said

10.04.2025 15:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Help

08.04.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My algorithm broke

08.04.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a cemetery ALT: ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a cemetery
08.04.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀)

See more at jsuttner.com!

08.04.2025 13:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Post dog

07.04.2025 03:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

05.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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“Innocence Ignored”
New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

05.04.2025 20:45 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Norm MacDonald a beloved comedian on i believe David Letterman the late show on CBS and he makes the statement " I dont know if you guys are history buffs" Germany

Norm MacDonald a beloved comedian on i believe David Letterman the late show on CBS and he makes the statement " I dont know if you guys are history buffs" Germany

02.04.2025 21:32 — 👍 1159    🔁 124    💬 5    📌 2

Adding “chill vibes” to my contracts.

25.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible way of telling on yourself for not knowing a single non-white person.

23.03.2025 16:08 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!

22.03.2025 14:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Know any water benders who could help with reference?

05.03.2025 18:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?

03.03.2025 20:35 — 👍 64    🔁 45    💬 11    📌 4

HUMAN ARTISTS, use one piece to encourage new followers!
#artshare

01.03.2025 13:31 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!

28.02.2025 17:35 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Unbelievable get for you.
(Also site looks 👌)

15.02.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

13.02.2025 17:36 — 👍 20694    🔁 5333    💬 4    📌 161

Or great tattoo designs… 😏

12.02.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The light on the cactus is top tier.

10.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome, Joel. Love your work! Here’s some of mine, thanks for sharing ✌️

07.02.2025 13:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

QRP with something watery

07.02.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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