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Saying "I can't really let that happen" when it comes to someone else's programming, is the most narcissistic thing I've read all week. You need therapy, badly.
Competition breeds innovation. If you're trying to stop that, then *you* are the problem.

03.08.2025 11:26 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like they're testing the waters... Or they were just bored.
The cruelty is the point.

29.07.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#booksky

27.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 21002    🔁 4414    💬 233    📌 111

a criminal is the law now...

14.07.2025 23:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#books #booksky 📚

15.06.2025 21:58 — 👍 2399    🔁 304    💬 50    📌 29

possibly... or you could be losing everything equally. but since sight and hearing are the two senses you use the most, you notice them being disturbed more quickly? The next thing you notice disappearing is usually balance, right?

15.06.2025 10:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Wo sind deine Papiere? Zeig mir deine papiere"

English: "Where are your papers? Show me your papers!"

12.06.2025 10:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I've been meaning to re-watch Leviathan (1989)... Remember it giving me nightmares for weeks when it came out.

10.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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someone getting fucked is how you got into the this life... and getting fucked (metaphorically) is how we leave it.
and the world fucks us every day in-between.

09.06.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Don't be dismayed at good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before
you can meet again.
And meeting again,
after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are friends.”

04.06.2025 16:08 — 👍 24    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Firestarter Casts FIST!
www.twitch.tv/videos/24752...

03.06.2025 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cramps?! THE FLESH SHOWS ITS WEAKNESS!

31.05.2025 17:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Flimsy Fascism
YouTube video by Pat Mandziy Flimsy Fascism

*taps the video 😉*
youtube.com/shorts/n834f...

22.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 39    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

This was a thing I used to tell students when I taught.

You know those days when you have to call out a person for their behavior, but you address the group so everyone gets the message? Even if they did nothing wrong?

When a student would question how it pertained to them, this is what I'd say:

21.05.2025 17:39 — 👍 415    🔁 73    💬 3    📌 0
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This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖

Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio

05.05.2025 13:57 — 👍 18509    🔁 3001    💬 202    📌 367
Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

Star Wars Intro Scroll Episode IV It Was All So Stupid Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.

04.05.2025 17:43 — 👍 38273    🔁 7964    💬 482    📌 300
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bringing this back around

30.04.2025 01:23 — 👍 1305    🔁 490    💬 0    📌 52
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This is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson aired on May 20th, 1977.

Carl Sagan says something very important, a strong message that didn't lose any validity since then.

30.04.2025 13:12 — 👍 15166    🔁 4147    💬 428    📌 365
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Congressional Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

26.04.2025 01:31 — 👍 1627    🔁 404    💬 13    📌 15
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there has been something of a fox development 🦊🦊🦊

24.04.2025 18:09 — 👍 12819    🔁 1551    💬 433    📌 183
Azeroth Reborn - Warcraft III Campaigns Inside StarCraft II
YouTube video by Calmputer Azeroth Reborn - Warcraft III Campaigns Inside StarCraft II

Warcraft III: Azeroth Reborn.
The best way to experience the Warcraft 3 campaigns.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTFX...

21.04.2025 17:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Like before the proposed removal of Roe vs Wade and Project 2025......

19.04.2025 21:45 — 👍 8194    🔁 1624    💬 112    📌 47
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Potential art-book/project thread! Please read below!! 👇👇

Can i first ask that you please retweet and comment your thoughts on this? I need as many eyes on this as possible to gauge if its a viable side project worth pursuing!

RETROGRADE - A catalogue from from a future that never was!

17.04.2025 13:43 — 👍 1338    🔁 491    💬 93    📌 53
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a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword and says thank you very much ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is holding a sword and says thank you very much
19.04.2025 15:24 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've finally escaped my toxic relationship with Twitter.
took a lot of courage and energy... but now I'm here.

19.04.2025 10:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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