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@driftlightrelic.bsky.social

and also more depression

48 Followers  |  97 Following  |  92 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025  |  2.2227

Latest posts by driftlightrelic.bsky.social on Bluesky


Hopefully the techs don't find anything odd this time around, like a flaming lariat or something.

Hope everything gets sorted for you soon!

05.11.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking kickass Pagan Metal video, but there's definitely crossover between those!

04.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for the interruption, but I was wondering, do you have stairs in your house?

03.11.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your. YOUR.

02.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a small fee I will spread hair and drool around you house to simulate the majority of the experience without the need to overcomplicate your life.

02.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not in any way mean to mock your legitimate pain, but the amount of salt I've seen tonight has been pretty amusing in and of itself.

01.11.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never

27.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad really, I think it's a missed opportunity for marking important cultural landmarks like Pizza Rat.

27.10.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're actually all pretty unique! But *none* of them taste like chicken. Tasty though.

25.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring back the Bricklin!

25.10.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably from Saskatchewan, since that's where the majority of uranium mining / export happens in Canada currently. The market is already hedging in on $1B annually.

23.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ahh that makes more sense! FWIW the proper placement should be close to the pink/cyan indicator here for Moncton NB.

22.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman sitting on a red couch with snl written on the bottom right Alt: GIMME
21.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the MON supposed to be Montreal? If so, the marker is about 2 provinces away from where the city actually is.

21.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is possible that I am being impacted by lived experience bias.

20.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a good way to get stabbed with a crochet hook

20.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, at least his ear healed really well! Like, *really* well. If he wasn't such an honest and upstanding individual, I might be suspicious.

16.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's definitely the rabid, far right folks who are too far gone, but there's also plenty of people who, unfortunately, are closer to the center than you'd think, and more willing to come back if the Liberals continue to move back towards a centrist position.

16.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, you're an astroturf account. Got it. Thanks for the info, I can block you now.

16.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a centrist approach that takes some of the legs out of PP's incessant whinging, and hopefully will keep a few more of the saner conservatives from voting in the same sort of populist bullshit the US is currently dealing with. Anything is better than PP.

16.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes even Wednesdays are Mondays.

09.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone dropped a rancid stencher at Sobey's the other day and it was so bad I had to leave the aisle to avoid throwing up.

09.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed; when my phone rings, I assume it's spam unless I recognize the name/number. So it goes to voice mail, because if it's anything important I figure they can leave a message, or get hold of me via any of the numerous other communication methods developed since the 1800s.

08.10.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal This is a comic about AI art.

Let’s talk about AI art.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

07.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1114    πŸ” 541    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 129
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This bit in particular is fantastic, I am going to have to start using this verbatim in my daily conversations with the 'AI visionaries' I have the misfortune of working with.

07.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL this is a thing; gonna have to give this a shot.

06.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot Dog on a Stick : Corndog = Clock on a Stick : Clocktower

06.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, I want to pause here, because what @trapdinawrpool.bsky.social just did is really interesting. See, they are talking about how us podcasters who struggle to come up with real content of our own often just ride on the coattails of more interesting and more popular creators. V. insightful stuff!!

03.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought mac and cheese was a type of pudding?

02.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, don't take anything I say seriously, I love GURPS but in the TTRPG space honestly the more the merrier.

01.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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