Crustyoldhuman

working on a #retro gaming stream setup. think it'll be cool to do streams with massive libraries of retro games from #atari to #ps1.

stay tuned! waiting for some deliveries to be dropped off for it (mainly a cheap capture card)

#retrogaming #streaming

i just finished some new channel art
all brand new
#youtube #youtubegaming #livestream #livestreamer #gamingstreamer #indiegames #smallyoutuber #art #photoshop #amateurphotoshop #adventuregames

why did i buy the box

so i'm making white cheddar boxed mac and cheese for lunch and i'm going to add my own cheese powder and extra cheese, and i'm going to replace the noodles with lentil noodles.

Does anyone know what this type of stupidity is called?

YouTube video by Crustyoldhuman "Is it squirting in???"😏 | #funny #twitchclip #hmm

#youtube spiked my short of a praying mantis creampie and it only got 50 views

retweet because bug biology is cool and deserves attention

#twitch #funny #bugs #edutainment #gaming

my titles are #toohot for #Twitch i guess

addiction is so relatable

this is so fucking dumb lmfao

the sky was really crazy last night #minnesota #minneapolis

sorry to my lack of followers on #twitch, but i feel too blah to stream today. I'll beat #clairobscurexpedition33 monday. :)

p.s. follow me if you don't yet cuz my twitch be lonely :)

#twitchstreamer #millenial #gaymer #streamer #needfollowers

welcome to senility, brother

YouTube video by Crustyoldhuman there's a secret behind this corner |#funny #jumpscare #clairobscur #gaming

Just chatting on #twitch when I'm ACCOSTED BY THIS BEAST????

(follow me if you're on twitch cuz my streams be lonely 😭)
#clairobscur #gaming #gay #millenial #funny #jumpscare #rpg #streamer

burn it

I'm having a hard time attracting new watchers. it's kinda bumming me out :(
Can i get some help? which would attract more viewers?
-I can start streaming with a facecam.
-I can start making 20 minute highlight reels of my videos for youtube
-something else?
#twitch #gaming #indiegames #millenial

bruh, my toothbrush has an app. it nags me if it doesn't detect that i brushed all areas, which it obviously detects poorly. it makes the battery die in 2 weeks instead of 2 months when not using the app. thank god they provided a cryptic series of inputs to disable all the "features" on the brush

today i learned the about me section of my twitch profile was invisible to everyone on mobile for... the entire time I've been streaming 😮‍💨
to the potential followers i didn't get due to the lack of information—i miss you ❤️
#twitch #streamer #lifeishard #ohokay

Streaming more #clairobscurexpedition33 right now if anyone is bored and wants to hang out #livestream #gaming #twitch #bored
www.twitch.tv/crustyoldhuman
www.youtube.com/@crustyoldhu...

YouTube video by Crustyoldhuman "Special time" with Esquie🍆 | #funny #expedition33 #clairobscur #gaming #twitch

ESQUIE IS MINE
YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM
😈😏🤤🍆🍑💦
#clairobscur #expedition33 #twitchclip #funny #gaming #videogames #rpg #adventuregames #clairobscurexpedition33

Twitch Twitch is the world

funny clip from my Playboy: The Mansion stream yesterday. i think i need a Playboy game now.
#twitch #playboy #adultsonly #funny #gameplay #retro #videogame #streamer

YouTube video by Crustyoldhuman 🤔Where is Chief's House? #funny #gaming | #crustyoldhuman on #Twitch

where is the Chief's house? can i get some map quest or something, i need a little help here
#clairobscur #expedition33 #funny #gaming #shorts #rpg #maelle

dude i fucking hate parrying

there's a joke here about the developers making only trash but i'm not caffeinated enough to articulate it (no hate intended)

i have such a problem with this in real life. often, expressing a negative opinion of something is seen as malicious. but i REALLY like communicating my preferences, so people say i "complain a lot" when really i'm just expressing my preferences. it's not my fault most things suck lol

YouTube video by Riley Freeman Riley's speech - The trial of R.Kelly - The Boondocks (S01E02)

this Boondocks clip is why i don't think #darksouls like dodging & parrying belongs in turn based games like #Expedition33

when you hit dodge in the game and you do it too early...they return to where they were and get hit. JUST DON'T STEP BACK?!? why are you walking directly into punches, bruh

a man is holding a woman in a black and white photo . ALT: a man is holding a woman in a black and white photo .

sitting here wondering why no one talks about Lady Sovereign anymore

I just said 2 hours ago on discord I'm itching to replay it. I would love another entry. Plzzzzzzz

12am chocolate chip-less homemade cookies

Whomever made micro sd cards launch out of their slots at mach-jesus when you try to take them out is a real jokester.

Little known fact is you can actually start being "tired of this shit" as early as 4 years old

Dream come true