Sherv

It's never been cruel. Cruelty is in the intention. There is no bad intention. No good intentions either. Life is emotionless. I had higher expectations. Expectations based on no concrete reality. Dreaming.

Don't check your back account...you ain't got no balance in there either.
Bank account*

Maybe you should have checked your back account before falling in love.

ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS JACKIN. YES. RUBBING ONE OUT LIKE THE OL' TIMES. HE EARNED IT. I'D SAY HE SHOULD TAKE IT EVEN FURTHER AND FUCK THAT BOULDER.

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If this means "will the real slim shady, please stand up"
Then find the X?

Can you hire a lawyer on the last judgment. I mean you can't appeal the verdict so might as well give you a lawyer at least?

Where do we go when we die? Not to work for damn sure.
Oh are you? Are you really? You sure?
Well be it damned if it is that way. It's already hell.

The truth is I'm Guaido. But many couldn't tell the difference. Makes you wonder!

The time has come. I have to confess. I am Volodymyr Zelensky.

I cooked here though.

what the fuck did I mean by this anyway?

O my heart how deep thou hast fallen

Biting a piece bigger than your mouth, I see...
Oh you're chewing on pretty hard don't you?
Well...there you go throwing it all up, I see

No...no you shouldn't say that word. What if?...oh no no...that word. That scary word.

I'm too old for this shit. Maybe I'm turning 18 again. They say life comes to full circle.

O my heart, thou have fallen. Thou art fucked.

Second coming must feel amazing. To all those who waited for their saviour keep waiting. Stay in line.

How many secrets can you keep?

What if I told you it's a love on sight. We see eachother we kissing. No question asked.

I don't hate my job. I love it. My pay though...is a different story.

Going in my shell like a turtle. Sucking on my own thumb until I fall asleep. I am vulnerable...may start weeping over my burst balloon.

I don't know you. I can't love you. Yeah? Why? Yeah I know me...why? Oh ok I get it now.

Park Q Bon

Crack Cuban

I'm gonna smoke mark Cuban in less than a round. Fuckkkkk....

I am underdog. Underrated. Understanding. Underneath the surface. Under the weather. Under the table. Over the moon.

When life gives you lemon, drink coca cola. Be unpredictable. Never let them know your next move.

I have many dreams. Not one. Many. See? that's why MLK was successful. He focused on one dream at a time.

Dershowitz is a pedophile? Wow I didn't know that you're telling it to me for the first time

I'm just here getting old minding my business getting old in my lane getting old flourishing