Peter’s Spooky Shenanigans

Nobody will ever convince me that Merry Muthafuckin’ Christmas by Eazy-E isn’t a holiday song.

I wanna dip that in a big ol’ bowl of gravy (or au jus) and devour it.

I’m very self conscious of when my shoes squeak or clomp when I walk. I feel so embarrassed.

Always confuses me when a patient insists on getting stuff like Tylenol and Benadryl dispensed as a prescription instead of just buying it over the counter, because they think it’s somehow better than what’s available on the shelf.

(I understand when their insurance pays for it.)

Die mad, fascists.

Odyss says that it’s finally time to start wearing hoodies again.

I bought advent calendars for the hubs and each of our besties.

I don’t think I’ll be getting one for myself, but I may pick up one for Odyss as well, and he and I can open it together each day, and I’ll revel in his joy.

Got new AirPods Pro 3 using rewards at work (that only took me 11 years to acquire). Pretty massive upgrade from my first gen AirPods Pro.

The sound improvement alone is nice, let alone the other features.

I would have loved to have seen Americans win every category EXCEPT for peace as a giant middle finger to that fucker.

Sleep study results in: I have mild sleep apnea.

Them: one thing is always weight loss.

Me: No thanks. I’m actively working on building up muscle in my chest and upper body; I know this is just gonna get even worse.

So anyway, I am now officially a CPAP user.

One thing I truly appreciate about Odyss is that when the leash isn’t being held, he doesn’t move. I don’t ever have to worry about him running off.

This second summer can fuck right off.

Missed out on the NES when LEGO released that (I wasn’t super into building sets at that point), but I wasn’t about to miss out on this one. #lego #nintendo #gameboy

I’ve had a few people in the last week come up and just start talking to me and introducing themselves. Is my RBF fading as I get older?

Or is it just because they see me there often enough that they just feel comfortable talking to me?

And no filters! The camera can make this mess look better somehow.

That’s the same place I have in my life for twinks. On your dick.

The new front camera is quite impressive.

Shhh. Don’t bother me right now.

Guess I’m going to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.

November isn’t bad. Just bring a jacket. Winter doesn’t get bad here until end of January or so.

You probably could fly into ORD for a long layover, grab a Lyft to a nearby pharmacy and be done. 🤣

In my head, Neil turned to Chris and said, “You see that cute little Asian gay down there? He wants a song. Let’s play it for him. It’s his first concert.”

It’s wild. I’ve been talking with a friend of mine who I’ve known for almost 30 years. He turns 78 next month and is having a hard time in NC because they’re requiring a prescription.

Meanwhile, I opened up my app, scheduled an appointment & was done that day. I love our governor; and he’s cute.

It’s a good thing I already own this on every system imaginable. 🤣

During a PSB concert for their tour for Nightlife, I screamed out “Se a Vida E!!!” in between songs. And they played it a few songs later. I have no idea if it was already part of their setlist, but I like to tell myself that Neil and Chris heard me. 🤣

Excuse me, Odyss. That’s where I sleep.

I’m not versed enough in the adult film industry to know, but there should be a gay p*rn star named John Queere.

Also, I do not recommend having a camera shoved through your nose and into your throat.

Ay, she bald, bro!!