You might think a captain could keep his hand out of his pocket, but I guess I'm wrong. Don't assign him to ASD. He's just a MAGA-bot.

They had not just monkey meat, but endless cans of "goldfish"!

"President proposes serfdom, tying peasants to the land for life"

It's stretching our legal definition of treason, but it would be clearly a betrayal of America.

That sounds like a 6-3 decision, at least.

And yet, USCENTCOM's in-theatre HQ has been at Al Udeid for the last 29 years. I guess the Qataris aren't all that bad.

Independence, yes; freedom, not so much.

They don't really stand for anything other than what trump just said.

How do you keep from getting flanked? You need a safe direction to go.

I see what you did there! 🤩 You get a gold star for a brilliant historical inference!

Sinister? He seems to be having a great time.

Those are the instruction manuals!

Of course it would be a two-faced coin.

Yes, it was 1983 I think. I didn’t know that the opener I was about to see would become a favorite of mine.

WTAF?

Maybe she got confused by seeing this prank?

It is. Outsider status also lasts generations.

"You ain't from around here."

Fredneck's Burg? Really???

On Saturday one of my flights on United had Arlo Guthrie's The City of New Orleans. Mixed imagery for sure!

Well, somebody is going to have to eat all those soybeans. Then the corn: grits for breakfast, cornbread for lunch, corn on the cob for dinner.

Or a lump of it that didn't get cooked right

I wouldn't take that dip if you paid me to take him.

Get a slab of ripe tomato and maybe some sliced cukes & onions.

And Brian Potter should know that the broken axis makes the awful price increase look apocalyptic.

I suspect we are already starting the Führereid.

Well, the OPSEC here is simply non-existent.

sus af

Just possibly big enough for that.