💚 Rowan 🔜 MFF!

I was thinking about homes and apartments from my past and realized for the first time that it was kinda wild that he lived alone and yet had a room we used on weekends, his own bedroom, and a third bedroom that was just a home office. When I was a kid that just seemed totally normal

Laying awake thinking about the future and realizing 20 years ago my dad was able to rent a 3 bedroom apartment with an ocean view all for himself on a junior officer's salary and I can barely swing a single making the same annual income

Columbia city was my neighborhood of Seattle

Recovering from a period of decline, very hip and diverse, seeing a large uptick in a lot of infrastructure and housing development spending

The seal is broken

It's lost technology, like much of the tech innovations of the 1960s

*hushed tones* The /english/

I can taste you on my lips

The best boy 💚

A “PLEASE BE PATIENT, I’M A DOG” bumper sticker on a blue subaru crosstrek

is he… you know… paw flip

I'd imagine they're like dirty bombs where it can really just be any deployment, as needed

I would have just accepted the chicken would leave when it feels like it tbh

It's a nice windfall to be sure

First period performance bonus all fuckin summer and fall fhxhshshzuyzyhahhh

Minneapolis to visit friends 💚

Real

Home again, home again.

Would

a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing . Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly

I'm the guy that goes in four times over the proceeding weeks and just casually observes goings on and security equipment and habits

It's still leaking from somewhere lol it's just slower now

Leakproofing my life with Flex Tape

a man is dancing in a room with flex tape in the background ALT: a man is dancing in a room with flex tape in the background

Patched my air pillow with duct tape 💚 we're so back

Loving this for you

A modern Benjamin button story

Rex/canis and Tosca paws feel like v strong examples of this

Really fond of how some artists render them. With like, fatter digits that taper toward the knuckle and with padding that /makes sense/

Not just ape pattern hands, but more robust padding on grip points like the palm and fingertips

And less curved more blunt claws