𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡

*One last text... a thumbs up emoji... aaaand now Mothman's phone died... what a coincidence...*

*Suddenly... a voice message?*

<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">

*Great.... that just worried him even more... he texts back*

<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>

*Mothman... being a great friend of Togore's... is obviously worried... immediately starting to text to the number on the paper...*

< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >

*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*

"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"

"...WeLl nOw yOu fUcKiN' oWe mE, i dUnNo wHaT, bUt yOu jUsT OwE Me, OkAy?"

"...ThAt's nOt fUcKiN' fUnNy mAn..."

"aGaIn?"

"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"

"i mEaN, i kNoW A FeW, bUt nOt aLl oF ThEm!"

"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"

"i nEeD To fUcKiNg sEe tHeM! iMmEdIaTeLy!"

"hOlY ShIt, MoRe cRyPtIdS!?"

"fInAlLy! I'M GeTtIn' SoMe fUcKiN' rEcOgNiTiOn aRoUnD HeRe!"

"nO, wAs jUsT CuRiOuS..."

"...gUeSs i'lL Be sEeInG YoU ArOuNd?"

"sO Uh, Do yOu nEeD AnYtHiNg, PaL?"

"hAhA! yOu bEtTeR! oThErWiSe i'lL CrY TiLl i mAkE A GoDdAmN RiVeR OuT Of mY TeArS!"

"....tOgOrE...."

*...The cryptid... started laughing?*

"dOn't sCaRe mE LiKe tHaT MaN!"

*He seems to not believe Togore....*

"dUdE, i lIkE.... SuPeR MiSsEd yOu! It's aLmOsT As iF YoU DiEd oR SoMeThInG!"

"YoU... dIdN'T DiE, rIgHt? RiGhT???"

"tOgOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOrE!!!"

*Ah, and here's Mothman... again...*

"WhErE HaVe yOu bEeN MaN? i mIsSeD YoU So dAmN MuCh!"

*Breaking down a door since he fucking can!*

"hOlY ShIt! ToGoRe's bAcK!?"

"tOgOoOoOoRe! WhErE ThE FuCk aRe 'Ya!?"

*Oh... he REALLY doesn't know! someone should probably tell him before he gets his hopes up...*

"...ToGoRe sHoUlD'Ve bEeN HeRe bY NoW... wHeRe tHe fUcK Is hE?"

*Oh... he doesn't know....*

"hElL YeAh! ThE BeSt tImE Of tHe yEaR!"

"I CaN'T WaIt tO ScArE EvErYoNe!!!"

"...FuCk, I MiSs tOgOrE..."

"iN ThAt cAsE, lEaD ThE WaY!"

"hAsN'T StOpPeD Me bEfOrE! lEt's gO AlReAdY!"

"tOgOrE, bUdDy, PaL.... LoOk aT Me..."

"dO I LoOk lIkE I GiVe a sHiT If tHeY'Re uNfRiEnDlY HeRe aNd tHeN?"

"wHaT!?"

"h-hOw dArE ThEy! InTrOdUcE Me tO ThEm! I'Ll pRoVe tHeM WrOnG AnD GiVe tHeM A PiEcE Of mY MiNd!"

"oH No! ThAt's hOrRiBlE!"

"WhAt hApPeNeD?"

"i lIkE It, It's a pReTtY StUpId pOtEnTiAl cAtChPhRaSe!"

"...WhAt's tHaT EvEn sUpPoSeD To mEaN?"

"i dOn't gIvE A DaMn, TaLkInG AnImAl tHiNg!"

"wHaT ThE FuCk eVeN ArE YoU!?"