A Fellow Beyoncé Pocket Liner 🤠

Idk about squidward.....krabs mirrors 45 quite a bit....and idk how that would play out....as much as it would hurt SB and Patric probably would tho...

Ahhh. After a long night of drinking, a cup of water an ibuprofen and a pack of gushers

If yall were wondering, it was two am and I bullied him into doing it at a bar after 3 shots lol. 😅

Shout out to the #heatedrivaley Fandom. This was such a cute idea 😭

This morning has taken alot out of me. Id much rather be watching #heatedrivalry in my bed annoying my boyfriend calling him boring😅

a woman sitting in a car with her mouth open making a face ALT: a woman sitting in a car with her mouth open making a face

Same

My boyfriend do not like my sense of humor.

I be like: LOL im sick of being "here" im about to go☠️

And he be like: 😒🙄🫩

Like damn nigga laugh. It ain't happening yet 😑

Nah cause they going a lil too hard for a company that dont answer the phone

Oh I thought you was telling me to go to Jail 🤣🤣🤣

Tbh I might just go 😭 im sick of everything

SEND YALL EMPLOYMENT RECOMMENDATIONS MY WAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL😭😭

I think im about to watch kelly Rowland again

Thangya

Baddie bowels strike again

Jesse, Michael, Aaron, Methodman, Idris

He has quite literally collected the infinity stones of fine niggas.

He is now all seeing and all powerful 😭

You will be visited by three spirits

What ever the feeling you get at work is..

Numb?

Actually Phil of the Future...weirdly enough

Reheated Chicken out of the microwave.....

EEEEEEEYUCK 😭

Michelle is Performing, Kelly is Performing.....sum is up in the #beyhive sum Suspicious 🤔

I had a lot of fun last night 🥹

Yall i just made a tiktok video about me growing up and Snowboarding 😭😭😭😭😭😭

No, I was a nerd. I used to get in trouble for practicing my violin instead of doing my hw

This is very necessary to say.
For a multitude of reasons Late Last Night (this morning) I ordered chicken nuggets from the MCD. And for some of the same reasons they did not get eaten last night.

Yall I threw these things in the air fryer....they taste"fresh"out of the grease...its the future 😭

DEATH ROW

That...that i did 🥴

Oh so we are all in our evil lightskin era....heard

I too get upset with people that are doing the exact thing that I am doing because of the inconvenience 🤣

😭😭😭😭😭😭 its BAD friend

Yall omg. I got drunk last night...and now I have to figure out how to get me AND this hangover to ATL 😭😭😭