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Dungeon Master of Ceremonies. Seriously needs to STFU & finish the 1st draft of his novel & alpha build of his video game. Son of Vietnamese immigrants. Somehow a dad. Fuck off genAI, hatemongers, & clout-chasers. Pro-gamer Nouns: He/Him/His

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It's that time of the year again
#art #InternationalWaddleDay

09.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"but i was poor" okay so. i was poor too and there is still no amount of money you could pay me to aim a predator drone at a wedding reception.

08.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

08.08.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3715    ๐Ÿ” 672    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

The Last Gentile

08.08.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baba yoga

Feels on the negative energy generated by repetitive stress injuries

06.08.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Go go gadget emotional intelligence

06.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Peanut butter on toast and jelly on bread have entered a Cold War era and Iโ€™m thrilled

06.08.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mutually Assured Dungeoneering

06.08.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œsudden and unprovoked attackโ€ *WHEEZING LAUGH*

06.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWhile in Argentina he boasted of killing thousands of doves in just three days with friends.โ€ Oh no what a loss press F

06.08.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Four stars and above coasters are actually functional the rest are just for show

06.08.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I donate to the bull

06.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so disappointing how many ppl I see preemptively convincing themselves they can't learn a thing w/o giving it a real effort over time bc they think natural aptitude is the defining factor of skill acquisition. the only diff btwn them & the ppl who can do the thing is that the latter just kept trying

03.08.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1937    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Humanoid Typhoon - Jane the Stampede?!?!

03.08.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1529    ๐Ÿ” 466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

To be fair Will I Am did declare โ€œIn this context I mean no disrespectโ€ which automatically makes whatever he said next fair game /s

03.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is how it starts and then before you know it we have to live in a society

02.08.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 838    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wind Waker.

02.08.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3146    ๐Ÿ” 979    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Cat with yellow lights looking like a school bus

Cat with yellow lights looking like a school bus

Fuck AI

This is the true spirit of Miyazaki

01.08.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1287    ๐Ÿ” 334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?"

Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!"

Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?"

Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

01.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8305    ๐Ÿ” 1497    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

โ€œAnd then everyone clappedโ€

01.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I legit thought he was gonna croak while still in office, a weirdly popular stance among fellow democrats at the time

01.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Games should just have an ambiguous tag that says โ€œmarket price per hourโ€ kinda like seafood

01.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone brings up using genAI & other insults to life itself he puts a cigarette out in their eye

01.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One like = another second Iโ€™ll hold my head submerged underwater

31.07.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m either gonna say the most milquetoast thing posing as radical or youโ€™ll never hear from me again because it went against terms and conditions lol

31.07.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disney & Miyazaki approved

31.07.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

testing

30.07.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10271    ๐Ÿ” 3412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42937    ๐Ÿ” 9608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 823    ๐Ÿ“Œ 612

LeGuin wrote about the desire for 'unassailable safety' as one of the deep roots of evil, and I think about that a lot.

29.07.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3226    ๐Ÿ” 1301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

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