Every time a tech entrepreneur says “we don’t need to stop global warming because AI will” I want to slap them with a fish that says, “if a superhuman intelligence came into being and we asked it how to stop global warming, it would say ‘stop burning fossil fuels, you fools.’”

Reminder that the primary reason you tax the rich is so they have less money.

Well, it does seem like a lot of people at the Telegraph would’ve preferred it if the other side had won.

Big Mug, fat all caps text: "I accidentally became important at work and it's ruining my life."

wentwxrths on tumblr: "What do you mean my strategy of running at 100% effort until I completely burn out and then beating myself up for not being able to do anything for like three days straight is "unsustainable" that's ridiculous"

"Please Do Not Break Down" on a pallet. Captioned: "Trust me I'm trying"

Mona Lisa with a baby possum on her lap: laughconfetti on tumblr replies: "This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset. because I want this to to be real so bad" pretentiouslimericks: "It can real if you believe and/or help me break into the Louvre"

they got rid of custom emojis in teams at work, and now while I'm not someone who uses them often

I mourn the loss of

The neurodivergent issue of believing people will understand if you explain it

Four cats in the window of a narrowboat. An orange and white one, two black and white ones and a tortoiseshell and white one. Possibly dad, mum & two kittens.

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

Anyone who makes bullshit claims like “the most vulnerable will be protected”, simply doesn’t understand how things work in reality.

When you add restrictions into a system, the most vulnerable are the FIRST to be harmed.

Every disabled person is "genuinely disabled".

It's pretty simple really.

And yes a significant proportion of the UK population are disabled.

Poverty, inequality, NHS underfunding, aging population, a Pandemic all have a significant impact on that.
They're all still disabled.

The problem with playing in traffic is that you get tired, if not exhausted

half demon protagonist can never tell teammates that time they clutched their head in pain and screamed about the darkness taking over turned out to be a sinus infection

Video ads are so stupid. You literally got in the way of me watching my show. I hate you by default. No way I’m buying your shit.

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

Dick Cheney status:

Someone in a Teams meeting just said “It’s the old chicken and the egg question isn’t it? Why did they cross the road?” then realised what they’d said and turned their camera off.

sega we need a digital eclipse style collection of the first four phantasy star iv games, with a gallery section containing 300 pieces of official alys brangwin art. if you don't have that much, then now's the perfect time to make more

andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

I for one will not be satisfied until he has the "Andrew" taken away as well. He has three middle names, let him use those.

delighted to announce ive gained manual control of my reptile brain. i can now select between fight and flight from a handy drop-down menu

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

Me in front of a greenscreen wearing a home-made space suit, comprising orange overalls, a neck brace and a plastic tube.

I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)

In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Ceefax fox saying: "Fucken Wimdy"

When Uni was a kitten

guy who reports every teams meeting invite as a phishing attempt