Jonny Collins

I'm still vaguely on Instagram, that's probably the best place to reach me at this point. Don't post very often but I do check it occasionally. www.instagram.com/androjonny/

Otherwise idk. I'll be around somewhere probably. Catch y'all around.

This isn't even just a moral objection anymore, the software they're using to verify age fundamentally doesn't work - and don't want to use an incomplete version of this platform where I can't even message people on here.

A screenshot of Bluesky's age estimation system with an error message stating "Sorry, something went wrong"

but literally the service they use to do this is so bad it simply crashes with a generic "something went wrong" error every time. Not even a "sorry we don't think you're an adult" just "something went wrong". I have tried this several times and this is as far as I get

I guess I'm done here, caved and tried to use the bullshit age authentication service @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team decided to make mandatory for accesing 'adult content' such as *squints* "DMs"

Reports say Young Labour membership has plummeted from 100,000 dweebs to 30,000 actual sociopaths.

Two trans acts on the bill tonight, it’s not even a theme night. When I first started I did a trans comedy night and asked the promoter “so who’s on?” They said “you, the other one, and I’ve got two I reckon the audience won’t be able to tell they’re not”

i don't think it was at all malicious for the record, I'm sure it was just an ingrained turn of phrase, slip of the tongue kinda deal, and he seemed nice enough! I'm genuinely not even mad, i found it far too funny after how unsubtle my set is to be remotely offended by it 😂

v funny contrast today having one of my comedy heroes talk to me like a peer, only to have the other middle spot say "Good set fella" as he was leaving to me, suggesting he either didn't listen to or didn't understand any of my set where i exclusively talk about not being one of them 🤣

A poster banner promoting a Livestream of Blizzard Comedy - Jonny's birthday special - today, Thursday 7th August 2025 over on twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy

If you missed my 30th birthday Blizzard Special last week, we are streaming it here now! Come see how I celebrated my 30th but only if you promise to think less of me because of it: www.twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy

my gay husband whenever i say anything

in a parallel world where weird al hadn't retired from his album cycles, we would 100% have a not like us parody by now

how can sex be real if our eyes aren't real

"i can't believe you don't like that politician just because you disagree over ~one single thing~" & then the one single thing is whether minorities should have human rights

sweet! Added on both :)

Discord has blocked me from anything marked 18+ - but otherwise I can use it fine! That's about it so far.

Are you on FB, Insta or Discord? Would like to continue chatting, but having trouble getting back onto my messages here

Seriously @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team what the fuck is up with this? How is cutting off a method of direct communication with other users without ID remotely beneficial to anyone or what the legislation calls for??

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

Spending the first full day of my 30s as I intend to go on:

Hungover and Horny.

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Thank you all for the lovely birthday wishes!

If anyone would like to get me drinks/ltreats/help me out of my overdraft that i went chaotically further into than I intended shut up (ur only 30 once, etc) Then you can sling me a lil money on ko-fi 🥰

ko-fi.com/androjonny

Thank u, love u all <3

o shit I'm 30

yes i believe so

at first i was! but then when i went to reply i couldn't 😅

viscous nuisance @slimefiend thinking abt the time i went to a planetarium and somebody booed when they showed earth

I think about this all the time

@loxyface.bsky.social this is also why I've not managed to reply to you yet, sorry 😅

a screenshot of bluesky notifying me that i must complete age assurance before they'll show me my DMs for some bizzare reason.

@ela-bambust.bsky.social so, for some reason @bsky.app has decided that DMs also require age verification to see, and my card is declining the verification checks, so i cannot see your messages lol

“Helping our citizens literally survive is too hard, but what if we made it difficult for them to have a wank?”

yes, and he didn't stop existing inbetween those times. Hence why he is now president again.

yes, for first term, and then they made a point of saying they didn't wanna talk about him anymore.

they also specifically avoided talking about trump for years. They are only now targetting him now his popularity and approval is waining, it feels like they've jumped on a mood, not actually making any kind of stand.

The South Park guys are big ol' transphobes who were just a few seasons ago whining about 'diversity' and spent several seasons bitching and moaning about 'Political Correctness' like it was the friggin' 90s.

You do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to them.