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Jonny Collins

@androjonny.bsky.social

Always shit, sometimes posting. Barely a comedian. she/they

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🚨BREAKING🚨 Sir Keir Starmer has appointed Peter Mandelson as his new Downing Street Chief of Staff.

08.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 462    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

That video of the woman who met her school bully a decade later, confronted her about how it made her feel and the bully went β€œyou still think about that? It was a long time ago” and so the woman punched her bully, it’s giving me life

01.02.2026 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just barely didn't make my best tracks of 2025 list this - phenomenal energy in this track, more of this please.

31.01.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catherine O’Hara dying while Trump is like 98 makes me fucking sick

30.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sound of Our Revolution |Β January 2026: Best Protest Songs of 2025 Contributed by Jonny Collins …How do I even start this year’s playlist? I usually try and start these things with a lil summary of the year and prominent themes to give a bit of a contextual backgr…

Best of 2025 playlist & blog is now LIVE

It's been a bad year, but these tracks helped me through it. See what they were and why i picked them below πŸ₯°

blizzardcomedy.co.uk/2026/01/30/s...

31.01.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't think that's my kind of thing but thank you!!

28.01.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was not aware of that no, sounds v cool though!

Leeds isn't too far out, certainly doable 😊 I'm there for a work conference in march actually

27.01.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank πŸ’œ

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

interests include Music of most varieties, but punk, metal and hip hop predominantly. live comedy, video games (open to board games as well), and open to some low level/casual queer sporting/fitness stuff too (trans inclusive, obviously). Also enjoy beer, but am interested in sober stuff too.

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But if anyone knows of any other queer friendly clubs, events, groups, socials etc that might have a Jonny shaped hole in them (horrible phrase, sorry) pls let me know! I'm tired of trying to meet people online, so tryna get out more and attempt to do that more organically πŸ₯°

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I already have found a few things to do, I've joined the green party and am hoping to be more active, gonna try and go to local comedy clubs as a punter more, I've found a queer badminton club, and i know the local kink community has a bunch of more casual social events I'm gonna try

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Manchester/adjacent folk:

one of my resolutions this year is to be more socially adventurous, to go out more, find different clubs and events with people of similar interests/hobbies, meet new people and all that cool stuff

🧡

27.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
AndroJonny - 1st Draft 24/07/2023
YouTube video by AndroJonny AndroJonny - 1st Draft 24/07/2023

I intended to workshop this show for longer and professionally record it. However, I'm at a point in my life now where if I were to attempt a full hour again, this material is largely not applicable in the way its presented here anymore, so figured why not publish it? Enjoy!

youtu.be/CSH5Ipmf6o0

27.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of my review of Avenged Sevenfold's 2013 album "Hail to the King". I gave it 3 stars out of 5, and titled the review "The most 6/10 album of all time". Full text can be read via the link in the post.

A screenshot of my review of Avenged Sevenfold's 2013 album "Hail to the King". I gave it 3 stars out of 5, and titled the review "The most 6/10 album of all time". Full text can be read via the link in the post.

Decided to become a RateYourMusic girly as a part of my early mid life crisis. So you can finally read my comprehensive thoughts on Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King", lucky you
rateyourmusic.com/music-review...

26.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if ur reading this u love me

02.01.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A banner poster for Blizzard Comedy's Broadcast Avalanche on Monday 29th December 2025 - with pictures of all the panelists and host who will be appearing on the stream

A banner poster for Blizzard Comedy's Broadcast Avalanche on Monday 29th December 2025 - with pictures of all the panelists and host who will be appearing on the stream

A selfie of me with floofy hair just after washing and drying it. I look extra cute in this one. Also I'm wearing a frog shirt.

A selfie of me with floofy hair just after washing and drying it. I look extra cute in this one. Also I'm wearing a frog shirt.

Bitch is clean and ready to steam!

Tonight, 7pm, sending off 2025 in style with silly panel games and even sillier comedians. Twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy

Come join us <3

29.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Threat to Labour from Reform and Greens puts UK in new political era

Threat to Labour from Reform and Greens puts UK in new political era

Front page of today’s iPaper.

The Green Party are the only party able to hold this government to account and take the fight to Reform.

Join us today to help shape 2026.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

26.12.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1421    πŸ” 386    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 31

It's like Mock the Week without the BBC's content constraints or quality control. Been doing this since 2020 and it's always a highlight of my year, so great to have as many of you there as possible!

Thanks all <3

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Twitch Twitch is the world

Also give us a follow over on twitch.tv/blizzardcomedy - where we will be streaming this show on December 29th πŸ₯°

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cancelled - Democratic Edition We're back! And for our New Year's Broadcast Avalanche stream we need YOU to let us know who above all others you want to see cancelled this year. This will feed into our final round where our teams w...

The rules:
1. You can nominate any public figure who has been relevant and particularly shitty during 2025.

2. Don't nominate people you know personally (unless they are also public figures) and it should go without saying don't dox anyone.

That's it! Vote here: forms.gle/hADNBiQd9TqZ...

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This will feed into our final round where our teams will try and guess who our audience most want cancelled. You can make up to 5 nominations, and there is space for you to explain why you want them cancelled if you wish to elaborate.

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing our annual New Years' Livestream panel show/structured spiral on December the 29th, and as always we love to hear who my specific echo chamber of queer neurodivergent leftists would like to nominate for official "Cancelation" as a celebration of the end of the year.

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cancelled - Democratic Edition We're back! And for our New Year's Broadcast Avalanche stream we need YOU to let us know who above all others you want to see cancelled this year. This will feed into our final round where our teams w...

CANCEL A PUBLIC FIGURE FOREVER IN THIS VERY REAL AND LEGITIMATE FORMAT THAT LITERALLY PLURALS OF PEOPLE WATCH ANNUALLY!

(read on for context)

forms.gle/g7GUbCs36Aot...

21.12.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Polyamory culture is fighting the urge to sign off a christmas card to your husband's boyfriend as "Wife-in-law"

21.12.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very familiar with them! Can I Get off was on last year's list, and saw them at MPF this year too 😊

20.12.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the last two are already on the list! Saw Sally do Pride is A protest live a year and a half ago and fell in love, i was so mad that she didn't have a recording at the time and thrilled she's finally released one!

19.12.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with β€œsincere regret”.

These cowardly institutions need to stop pretending they had no choice in this decision. I have advised dozens of huge companies and organisations on this issue and NONE have been cowardly enough to throw trans people under the bus like this. Shame on the WI and Guides

www.bbc.com/news/article...

03.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
RFK Junior claims he can diagnose children by just looking at them. 

Headline with picture of RFK Jnr.

RFK Junior claims he can diagnose children by just looking at them. Headline with picture of RFK Jnr.

They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.

30.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 988    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 12

Women and femmes only pls, if a man calls me his girlfriend I'm gonna throw up xo

24.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For context i have realised that because i came out after already being in a long term relationship I've skipped being a girlfriend and gone straight into wife, which is lovely, but kinda sad that I've never been asked to be anyone's girlfriend or have that label, so I'm taking applicants

24.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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