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panel from Akane-Banashi. close up of Karashi Nerimaya saying, "this sucks, man"

Thank you Akane Banashi for this panel which will surely be a very useful reaction image in the coming months

TOTAL FEELPLUS SWEEP

i havent made this mistake in out loud yet but a wire has gotten crossed in my brain and ive started wanting to say "Disaster Arms: Day of Crisis"

Disaster Arms David Peters Developer Interview | Schlockmasters Get more from Schlockmasters on Patreon

While I'm finishing up the edit for the Disaster Arms ep I went ahead and put the interview segment on patreon by itself. If you just can't wait a few days for some hot exclusive Disaster Arms scoops you can get some for just one dollar

Please tune into this for the reverse 'a toothpick changes everything'

art for schlockmasters episode 8 Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N feat. TheAziH & PD CGT. The disaster arms title screen which is green tinted image of the game's protagonist, Geverel, a thin young man with long orange hair and floating robot hands, has been super imposed with qith various comedic images listed here: A screen cap of TheAziH's profile pic with a speech buble going to it saying "I'm a fraud", Brooklyn 99 "ive only had arlo for one day meme" edited to be about the character Lili from Disaster Arms. Arrested Development I dont care for Gob meme edited to be about the character Duwo, The if noboby got me meme edited to be about the character Gullet Bigotti, dialogue text from the game; "!U! - 'Listen. There's this horror movie. You GOTTA sit down and watch it with us.' -[ ]- -'Oh. Uh. Is it good?' !U! - 'No!! It's total slop!!! There's a guy with a chainsaw made of dionsaur teeth!"

Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com

next week we discuss him...

next week we discuss him...

You get to see me toot my horn and become a proven fraud in the same video

Meet me on the leader boards tho

DISASTER ARMS IS OUT
30 BOSSES
2 ARMS
1 SOLDIER
0 TURNING BACK

It's Geverel day! Go buy disaster arms

Disaster Arms - Impact Project B.A.H.N. on Steam - DRY CONTACT - INSTIGATION OF HYBRID SOLDIER LIFELINE - BIO-AFFECTIONATE HYPER NETWORK -

Next SCHLOCKMASTERs episode is gonna on Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N an extremely cool jump shoot man games, probably one of my favorite games this year, which we were luck enough to get to play early. The game is out tomorrow so go buy it.

tumblr post originally from @therobotmonster featuring post title text the reads "Any Questions." with an image of a line graph. The y axis is labeled "Enjoyableness" with an arrow pointing from "Awesome" to "Dreck" the x axis is labelled "nakedness of cash grab". Along the x axis the graph broken up into 5 section labelled: Art: respectable by audience, critic, and historian. Enjoyable distraction from entropy. Why am I Watching This Zone. I'm Having Fun Take My Money. Art: fully commited to sparkle motion. The line is bell curve that peaks in the why am i watching this zone. Various points on the graph are label with titles of various media. Below the original image there is a reblog by @Schlockmasters with the same graph edited to have a ovular region labelled "Da Schlock Zone Baybee" covering the lower parts of the enjoyable distraction from entropy to the art: fully commited to sparkle motion. Text under the graph reads: "where i live"

hijacking this from tumblr

it's pretty cool

Today on SCHLOCKMASTERS we talk about The D Train, the movie where you get to see jack black have gay sex with james marsden. there's also a diversion where azi is bafflingly wrong about alison brie. full ep @ schlockmasters.com/episode-007-...

podcast art for Schlockmasters episode 7: The Dtrain featuring The AziH. on top of a deep fried poster for the movie there are superimposed memes about yaoi, the phrase "are you mad at me", and threesomes, and a screen shot from the film the D Train where jack black is bottoming during gay sex

hey did you know theres a jack black movie where he and james marsden have on screen gay sex? well there is and we're gonna talk about it on the next episode of schlockmasters. ep out tomorrow @ schlockmasters.com and your usual podcatchers

YouTube video by Shout! Studios Deathstalker - Official Trailer | IN THEATERS OCTOBER 10

big news for sickos, Deathstalker, the obscure and not very good 1980s fantasy film series is getting a reboot in current year by Steven Kostanski of PG: Psycho Goreman and Franky Freako fame for some goddamn reason

Live Action Dragonball Subscriber Drive | Schlockmasters Get more from Schlockmasters on Patreon

In case you haven't heard. We've started our first pateron sub goal. If we can get $50 a month we will start doing multi episode "units" starting by covering the 3 live action Dragon Ball movies. So if the prospect of podcasts about live action Gokus is enticing, go toss me a dollar.

Schlockmasters: Episode 006: Demian In what might be the deep cut topic yet, Valensa (they/them) and Azi (he/him) talk about the South Korean web original mecha animated short film, Demian.  In this episode they have a discussion t...

New Episode! Do you like giant robot cartoons? Are you interested in the history of korean animation? Do you wanna hear my co host get swerved on in real time? Well then you should listen to this podcast.

lmao forgot the actual release date. Demian episode gonna be out this tueasday september 16th

its cute that you think youre the only one getting victimized by me on this show

sorta spoilers for the episode
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but it is also on crunchyroll if you've got an account there
www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8VD0...

watch to the very end to learn that this might a 1v1 podcast

DEMIAN (2009) Director : Jaewook Joo HP: http://www.studiogoindol.com/ facebook: facebook.com/pages/studiogoindol/174701489232211 twitter: twitter.com/#!/studioGOINDOL

It is free to watch on YouTube but it's in better quality on vimeo
vimeo.com/25495934

shitposty podcast episode art for schlockmasters epsiode 6: demian.

Next episode is going to be the extremely obscure south korean mecha animated short film, DEMIAN, from 2009. This one a real quick watch, but might require a little bit of digging to find, so i'll post links to where you can find it in a reply.

its fucked up being one of the world foremost experts on some shit that no one has cared about ever

letterboxd is so silly “yes, i think Mr. Thank You (1936), the movie about a cynical but kind hearted bus driver in rural japan, is better than Mission Impossible 3 (2006), but not as good as Junior (1994)” unserious

who do i bill for the pain of hearing the word "Pop-batant" repeatedly

Schlockmasters: Episode 005: Don't Rest Your Head This week the show branches out from movies with Valensa (they/them) being joined by ttrpg designer Rathayibacter Toxicus (they/them) to discuss the 2006 indie table top game Don't Rest Your Head. The...

New Ep out! Not doing a movie this time instead me and @rathayibacter.itch.io took a look at a table top role playing game, 2006's Don't Rest Your Head, by Fred Hicks of Evil Hat Productions. Give it a listen if you wanna hear about indie TTRPG history and existential unreal nightmare worlds.

Schlockmasters Presents Episode 01: IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) | Schlockmasters Get more from Schlockmasters on Patreon

BTW also got some stuff going on over on the patreon. Just put up an interview with @rathayibacter.itch.io about their nightmarishly maximalist satirical war Funko Pop based war game, IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition)