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He/They 27 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡· hey im postin here RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/ longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com

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Model: Nanmo
Debut: Dirty Pair
Year: 1985
Designer: Yasushi Ishizu

07.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6
a poster showing off an awful little mini bulldog, text reading MURDERBABY sits above the strange little abridged dog

a poster showing off an awful little mini bulldog, text reading MURDERBABY sits above the strange little abridged dog

MURDERBABY

06.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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scheming cartoon character with the caption "I ain't exactly [having fun] but i ain't exactly [not having fun]"

scheming cartoon character with the caption "I ain't exactly [having fun] but i ain't exactly [not having fun]"

playing fighting games sometimes

06.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
panel from a archie sonic the hedgehog comic where Dr.Eggman/Dr.Robotnik is dress as a sexy show girl with fishnet leggings, a tuxedo jacket and waistcoast, a top hat, a bow tie, and a black baton with white tips. He also has large breasts. He is singing "Hello, mah baby! Hello, mah honey! Hello, Mah ragtime gaaaal!"

panel from a archie sonic the hedgehog comic where Dr.Eggman/Dr.Robotnik is dress as a sexy show girl with fishnet leggings, a tuxedo jacket and waistcoast, a top hat, a bow tie, and a black baton with white tips. He also has large breasts. He is singing "Hello, mah baby! Hello, mah honey! Hello, Mah ragtime gaaaal!"

offcial art of Dr.Eggman with big tits

05.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a wonderful bit in Snow Crash where Stephenson observes that every American guy believes, on some level, that they could be Batman. If really bad shit went down, they could do a hard montage and become super badass, if they absolutely had to.

I think this also informs ideas of protest.

05.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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hey! played (or plan to play!) the new BIRDCAGE demo?

please consider leaving a review on its store page and let us know what you think!

store.steampowered.com/app/2618150/...

30.09.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
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Sonic gender discussion.

05.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
scribbles of snoopy

scribbles of snoopy

that beagle

04.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3885    πŸ” 1161    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9

they erased her

04.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your deus ex posting is making me wanna finally give this game a shot

04.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of Mario Party 3, featuring the Bowser Phone.

"Bowser Phone: Call Bowser--he'll visit anyone you tell him to. Then that player can enjoy a Bowser Event!"

a screenshot of Mario Party 3, featuring the Bowser Phone. "Bowser Phone: Call Bowser--he'll visit anyone you tell him to. Then that player can enjoy a Bowser Event!"

bowser phone

he'll visit anyone you tell him to

04.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Man peering out of a bed of flowers with a reflection shining back from his glasses.

Man peering out of a bed of flowers with a reflection shining back from his glasses.

Back facing shot of a man watching sail boats from behind a fence.

Back facing shot of a man watching sail boats from behind a fence.

Silhouette of a man pulling a gun on another man as he looks at the backdrop of the mountains

Silhouette of a man pulling a gun on another man as he looks at the backdrop of the mountains

Mustached man gripping his briefcase tightly, face scrunched up in a scowl, as he rides in a filled passenger car.

Mustached man gripping his briefcase tightly, face scrunched up in a scowl, as he rides in a filled passenger car.

Just saw these stills from Akira Kurosawa's High and Low and said "Good heavens" out loud.

09.09.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 17

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

04.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4078    πŸ” 1282    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 32

New "what is an rpg" section just dropped

04.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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fishguts

04.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, β€œI’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

20.06.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3442    πŸ” 1221    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 38
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Slam Dunk for the Sega Saturn is a third person shooter

04.10.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 716    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14
The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

04.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3849    πŸ” 936    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11
Rules for Game Dev
1. The gamer is always gamer
2. Games aren't finished, only completed
3. Always keep at least one infinite loop in your game to trap malevolent spirits
4. Don't code the small stuff (it's all stuff)
5. Respect the seven axes of player motivation
6. A bad game is bad forever, but a broken game is right twice a day
7. It's not about who you know, it's about knowing who
8. Disregard the eighth axis of player motivation
9. You couldn't make Super Mario today. Try again tomorrow.
10. The game developer with the most victory points at the end is the winner
11. Do not acknowledge the howling skull

Rules for Game Dev 1. The gamer is always gamer 2. Games aren't finished, only completed 3. Always keep at least one infinite loop in your game to trap malevolent spirits 4. Don't code the small stuff (it's all stuff) 5. Respect the seven axes of player motivation 6. A bad game is bad forever, but a broken game is right twice a day 7. It's not about who you know, it's about knowing who 8. Disregard the eighth axis of player motivation 9. You couldn't make Super Mario today. Try again tomorrow. 10. The game developer with the most victory points at the end is the winner 11. Do not acknowledge the howling skull

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

22.02.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 698    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

and hey on the topic of ID laws

do you really trust Bluesky, whose admin and c-suites physically cannot stop themselves from posting-through-it, to be able to hold onto your fucking govt ID and not leak it in a data breach like Discord?

these policies suck, they are dangerous, call your reps

04.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2107    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs An β€œunauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.

Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs

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Pixel art of a cute heart-themed hammerhead shark creature.

Pixel art of a cute heart-themed hammerhead shark creature.

a lil hammerhead mascot character i made #pixelart

04.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

03.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

01.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 292    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 11

It's Geverel day! Go buy disaster arms

03.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mom Milph cosplaying as Haman Karn positioned like Sylvester Stallone in his role as the Toymaker in a promotional image for Spy Kids 3D.

Mom Milph cosplaying as Haman Karn positioned like Sylvester Stallone in his role as the Toymaker in a promotional image for Spy Kids 3D.

stop da fuckin media thread

this guy's skippin zz gundam to watch char's counterattack

03.10.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 581    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Please check this out when it lands - Valensa and Azi are super cool hosts

03.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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