kaltakesak 🦎

hello party people i'm alive. barely ❤️

just read back some of my posts and i cringed so hard... i'm deleting this app lol

breaking news: kaltakesak found dead in the back alley of north philly
friends say they were super cool and funny and veryyyy smart and really sexy and everyone wants them or wants to be them and also they're really good at drawing and writing and singing and

bf admitted he snoops on my discord profile to see what songs im listening to. wow im in love

we got billiam shakespeare over here...

absolutely devastated. a really good elliott (stardew valley) fanartist i found also draws harry x snape fanart. kills myself

ms paint comic of Rainbow Dash from My little Pony

ms paint comic of Twilight Sparkle from My little Pony

#mlp #mylittlepony

bf asked me if i perhaps liked pathetic men. what gave it away my love

HELLO EVERYPONY!!!

also ppl who are born without a gag reflex are so lucky. not for sexy blowjob reasons cuz i'll be damned if i ever get my face close to a dick but like.... for brushing teeth reasons. i shouldn't be on the verge of vomiting cuz i brushed my tongue. cmon now

"rain rain go away thats what all my haters say" is such a bar

aww the new intern just swung by my desk to say hello >< socialization achieved 😄

5 members for a kpop group is the perfect amount
not too many, not too little, an odd number so dance formations are even without anyone having to stand behind someone else

i have never seen the english language being used in such a precise way ❤️ SO TRUEEE

HOWEVER. unlike some people i would never base the way i engage with someone based on their appearance. in the grand scheme of things i actually dgaf what someone looks like as long as they have a personality that is compatible with mine. you could look like you came out of hell! idc!!

"don't call yourself ugly what if you saw someone who looked like you would you think they're ugly!" idk how to break it to you i am the most judgemental person in the world chances are yeah i'll think "wow chopped"

in the grand scheme of things 22 is SO YOUNG. i wanna be in my 30s and married already. with a stable job and a house and a social life where i host dinner parties for our friends and we do movie and game nights and

i turn 22 in like a month
gonna hurl. where has the time gone. in my head im 14. whatttttt the hell

okay on the topic of voice acting i remember when i was a kid i wanted to be a va SOOOO BAD and i feel like for a kid thats such an oddly niche career goal LMAOOOO
i've voiced once in my life and i felt so awkward doing it that idk if i could ever do it professionally now tho LMAOO

shoutout to all the nsfw va's my god. the work you guys do is crazy impressive....... KEEP IT UP!! also shoutout to my best friend for very loudly going "oh do you listen to ____ on gwa?" in a grocery store full of people. he has no shame...... what a chad (i do in fact listen to the va mentioned)

love the sound of men moaning.... ❤️❤️❤️ one of god's greatest gifts

i have come to accept that i'm chopped. embraced it, even. (no i haven't i still have meltdowns over how ugly i've gotten but its ONE STEP AT A TIME!! IM TRYING TO FIND BEAUTY IN MYSELF!! its hard!)

ignore any and all mistakes i did this on my phone with my thumb ❤️🐺

fine you guys (the voices in my head) win 🙄 uhmmm #selfportrait ?? if this gets me actual engagement im gonna punch a wall

yes i dress like a nerd leaf me alone ja? (nobody said anything)

"local college students rediscover memoji for the first time"
i was a dinosaur tonight 🦖

drew myself but i'm scared to upload it here LOL

LOOK AT THIS ROUNDASS FATASS LITTLE BIRD I SAW EARLIER OUGHFJFOD I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY MOUTH OUHM

my bitch ex aside, spring 2024 was one of the best times of my life

YEAH GET HER ASS!!!