AsexualHooker 🏳️‍⚧️

The other way

Like my old roommate would say we are losing against people that are drooling and shitting themselves

I'm gonna spend valentines Day with a good friend we're gonna dress slutty and eat Ramen. Winning at life

Yeah I imagine it's only nice in theoru

I wonder what life is like when u never lack money for drugs. Is addiction even a problem at that point ?

I was supposed to get keyhole and learned that I was actually gonna get double incision the day BEFORE they cut off the tits. I was devastated at the idea of having scars but turns out they fade out so well idrc that much

Before I try to take lewds I just want us all to appreciate how my scars have healed after two years

I have this insane thing where I just take so much space all the time without meaning to. I draw attention to myself and I speak too loud and it sucksss

If she says yes piss on the floor to assert dominance and sorority

I need to take nudes I haven't in like months and I'm looking fine as hell

By the way a harem is not a "found family" I'm sorry to break it to you:(

I am the opposite of a microcelebrity I am a microflop

When I shave I remember I have a t dick and I start wondering if I have a small dick for a t Guy for like an hour

I used to be in str4t couples for years and honestly I think being the gay male bestie to my lesbian transfem friends feels MUCH BETTER

I think technically You'd be the one "it" would be over for, if it is referring to the hysteria et general state of consciousness

When I answer your tweets here, picture me as some flea ridden peasant asking you for a penny. The penny being your penis

I hate it like y are u making my man botched upp

(In the nerdiest voice possible) I think you should see a professional. I'm not that good at footjobs. I have foot fugus. Sorry 😞

Being alive is not a forever struggle. Being a loser is eternal and follows u in the afterlife so u should never be cringe because if you are you will be cursed forever with Being a fucking loser

I wish losing weight from my stomach issues didn't trigger my anorexic thought bc anorexia is genuinely such a cringe disease I hate having it in my head

Get over it I live in the torture labyrinth that's worse

Kiki doesn't deserve Bouba

If something about you is still good and tender you should bury it inside yourself so far it rots away that way you're all rotten and there's nothing left of the things you liked about yourself !

Forcehonning

Lurking in a dim lit room pretending I have a job when the sun rises

Writing is becoming more of self blowjob activity and less of an aspiring artist one on my end. It's fine I like self blowjobs though, it's more fun than being talented

Maybe it is not so bad I end up alone. People can be such assholes

People that met me pre t

*deep sniff* oh, you're brovulating