a woman with white hair is wearing a black suit and a gold necklace and says groundbreaking . ALT: a woman with white hair is wearing a black suit and a gold necklace and says groundbreaking .

Another season of dog piling on Lisa?

#rhoslc

This Blair witch ass trip. #rhoslc

Prehistoric hand paintings at the Cave of the Hands

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

It’s important to state that I’m talking about the film Jurassic park here.

It’s funny because people will blame the dinosaurs and the researchers but it was the “for profit” aspects that caused the issues. Not the science or its outcome.

My friends send me the best memes when they’re depressed.

Everyone who called for the public flogging of Philly Karen a week ago is suddenly very anti-violence. Yall were literally mad at that man for not punching her. Something is very very wrong with you all that you have this much cognitive dissonance.

Micro dosing job applications bc every single one is 45 steps long. #unemployedgirlies

If bravo ever makes me watch an episode as stupid and staged as the Persian polygraph party again. The audience isn’t as stupid as you think we are. Get rid of Emily too. #rhoc

One thing is that the housewives all love talking about sex with each other.

I just had a raven style flashback about my dream last night. It was about a long Jean skort.

I love that this episode opens on MAGA frick & frack (Gretchen & Emily) getting gender affirming treatment via hormone injections. #rhoc

Emily would’ve hated me as a kid. I called my mom at work every 15 minutes. I would ask her BOSS to pass the phone to her. Luke calling “repeatedly” is a cellphone issue. #rhoc

Lol the polygraph shows that everyone is lying but only Katie gets in trouble??? This shit is so racist. #rhoc

I need polygraph bangs to chill lol. Her attitude shows how fabricated this whole thing is. A professional vendor would never interact with a client or a guest of a client this way. It’s absurd. #rhoc

There are a certain class of people who (for me) don’t have the talent for me to care about their opinion. Betty who is in this category. Pipe down, babes.

I like “Bates Motel” bc Norma really resonates and that’s why I don’t have children.

As a Tamra apologist however, watching her not get pulled aside by her friends and told to go to bed is sad. Shannon took this as a moment to get her lick back and of course she did. She hates Tamra. And Heather just uses Tamra as a shield. They aren’t her friends- none of these women are. #rhoc

Wow okay so Shannon might be the most racist person on bravo Jesus #rhoc

How the only WOC on #rhoc became the scapegoat for a SA storyline from 17 years ago is wild. Watching the victim co-sign this bastardization of what occurred just shows that white women will always align with whiteness, even if it means becoming your enemies foot soldier. This shit is dark.

Perfect match is so unserious. Do any of these people really like each other? Do you really think they’re messing around in their rooms or just kissing? I just think it’s all fake.

Boomers clocked out of learning about computers and tech and now they think the computers are not only sentient but also mystical.

Jesse say more about why it’s inappropriate for women to talk to their male friends while talking about the guy chat. This is where precision is necessary. You can say that you now think your wife’s relationship was inappropriate and leave the rest of us married folk out of it. #wwhl #thevalley

Damn why does Riley hate gia so much lol #nextgen

If the valley cast ever makes me watch them dissect someone’s decision to take a shower EVER AGAIN I won’t watch anymore. #thevalley

@katya-zamo.bsky.social avoiding potlucks bc of not cooking is relatable. Do you need lightbulbs or batteries? A roll of toilet paper? I got you on literally anything else.

Wives of MAGA men should just stop making their doctor appointments for them. Self-solving problem.

“You hate men and only think they’re capable of bad things.” Yes and literally all they have to do is prove me wrong as a group lol. Just prove me wrong! I’ll stop right away!

It would be a cold day in hell before I exploit my personal family tragedies for financial gain for the organization I work for.

Damn I was really about to go to bed after episode 9 of Ginny and Georgia. Looool.