Pate

thank god the can has a serving suggestion, otherwise i wouldn't have known how i'm supposed to drink that!

consumption is the right move

ah fuck, i forgot i have a scheduled trip to Hell today…

am i allowed to operate a spacecraft while under the influence of alcohol

them: these turtle cards are too cutesy for my wizard game and break my immersion

me: what if we change the color of the cheese

i eat like the my summer car main character my god

❤️💔💥
#husk

Do you think that Ajani and his pridemate ever explored each other's bodies?

I'm halfway there and living on nothing but a prayer.. (and a couple cans of Monster!)

even though a whole swathe of cards from the first sets of magic the gathering are absolutely busted in half

absolutely nothing compares to the power of a single mum

On today's episode of ”Have I Lost My Marbles?” i try to haul a metric fuckton of metals while watching the Tolarian Community College and coping with the loss of 0.5L of my bodily fluids.
(If my partner sees this, the bodily fluids in question was blood.)

a MTG saga enchantment card with ajani goldmane with a bunch of heart emojis that says "I Just Spent a Wonder Nigh in the Company of Ajani Goldmane" W W (as this sage enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III) I: "...So there's this guy" - Create a 2/2 white lion creature token with lifelink II: "It was really intense if you know what i mean" - Tap Target Creature you control without protection. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature III: "It's not like anything will happen since we're both dudes" - Populate

it's not actually iguana(?) bits, i just made a guess on the mystery flavor.. i'd describe it as garlic-y

got the iguana bits chips and 30yo cola for today ‼️

dead space snep

my prayers have been answered 🙏

praying they include a new Ajani card in Lorwyn Eclipsed 🙏

i <3 expensive cardboard

notoriety is dumb as hell in elite.. i got 2 from protecting myself from people who wanted to kill me during a ground mission?

i may be broke as fuck right now but i have a fleet carrier at least :) (i could've had two..)

2008 called, they want their planet back

i just watched youtube while hauling CMM 😭

i'm not sure if congratulations are in order, but thank you anyway

i think at this point it's official that i don't have a social life

considering i'm already halfway to Elite IV it might as well be..

i got from Elite II to Elite III in trade in a couple of days.. should i get a life?

"I asked Grok"

"I asked ChatGPT"

I asked Dr. Robotnik if he needed any help and he told me

is there an in-lore reason why the auto-docking feature on the advanced docking computer sucks or.. because it decided to slam my cutter into a mountain out of nowhere!

Some women want love.

Some seek power and money.

Some seek attention and fame.

Others just want Final Fantasy Magic: The Gathering cards.

a merch table with a rectangular cardboard box with “free estrogen!!!” written on it in black sharpie marker

at a punk show where there’s free hrt at the merch table. we’re gonna be alright y’all