PHYSICIAN TO THE GOVERNOR STATE OF CALIFORNIA MEMORANDUM December 1, 2025 TO: The Media FROM: Dr. Dolittle, M.D., Ph.D., Governor's Physician / Chief of Peak Human Performance FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE As part of Governor Gavin Newsom's annual physical, we conducted advanced imaging of his cardiovascular, musculoskeletal, and neurological health. I'm pleased to report that nothing about the Governor's health is merely "normal." Governor Newsom remains the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history. His cardiovascular scans are the best we've ever recorded — his arteries were described as "shimmering," and his resting heart rate was so steady the EKG machine asked if he was "meditating or just naturally enlightened." His bone density is exceptional (a radiologist briefly wondered if we'd scanned a redwood), and his brain imaging showed no issues other than an unusually active region associated with intelligence, multitasking, and being wildly productive before sunrise. While we do not typically comment on the health of other elected officials, we are aware of a letter released today from the White House claiming that President Trump is in "excellent health." We'll simply note that Governor Newsom completes full workdays without falling asleep in meetings, does not require "executive time" to lie down and watch TV during work hours, and is able to stand upright without looking like the leaning Tower of Pisa. If a side-by-side health chart were released, we recommend redacting it for the President's emotional well-being. Governor Newsom remains the healthiest person alive and ever to live. Please direct follow-up questions to my office. Respectfully, Dk. This As Sake Dr. Dolittle Physician to the Governor California Department of Peak Excellence

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Who loves Costco even more now? ✋🏾

They not only didn’t bend the knee when it comes to DEI, they’re taking Trump head-on.

Mark Kelly is not going to be silenced by the sick buffonery of Trump and Hegseth, two deeply unserious people. They picked a fight with the wrong guy.

I think it's possible I may love the commentary on this photograph more than life itself

When I heard someone say Epstein trafficked more than a thousand women, it stopped me cold. Then I remembered this and it clicked: it all ties back to white supremacy.

Epstein was obsessed with genetic engineering, eugenics, and “improving” humanity, including his own DNA. It’s documented.
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Senator Alex Padilla walks out of an immigration hearing stating he refuses to be a part of political theater set up by Republicans.👏🏾 #ICE

Past is prologue.

In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.

And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.

This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.

Terrific

A reminder of the proper way to respond to ICE fascists.

For no particular reason….posting former U.S. Attorney General John Mitchell’s mugshot before he went to Federal prison for committing numerous crimes on behalf and or/at the direction of President Nixon including obstruction of justice and conspiracy.

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Every time Ghislaine Maxwell lies to shield Trump, her prison digs get upgraded.

At this rate she’ll be living at the Four Seasons by Christmas.

The hotel. Not the landscaping company.

I’ve been told he openly sits in the senate courtyard with a cooler full of beers while he “works” Bizarre.

Thanks to @mostmuscle.bsky.social

www.opensecrets.org/orgs/america...

Thank you!

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

Seems like a good time for the Speaker of the House to swear in Rep. Grijalva.

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

Chicken Salad Chick has announced that children will receive free meals at their southwest Florida locations, with the Bradenton, Florida location making a post on Facebook to get the word out for those impacted by SNAP benefits not being sent out in November.

#Pinks

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

Happy Caturday Everyone!! 😼✊🏼💙

María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize for her work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela

Happy Nobel Peace Prize day to all who celebrate! 🕊️

In a brilliant and well deserved move, an (1) antifa (2) Latina (3) woman, María Corina Machado, wins for her work promoting democratic rights in Venezuela.

ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’ Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff

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1 transgender shooter
GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!"

47,209 white male shooters
GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

If you really care about the truth ask Google what costs more to the consumer-coal, wind or solar energy?

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.