"Good we are not. Gucci we are"
- Yoda

Smitten on the jump suits - I'll take 10 more please!

A Bacon, egg, and cheese is a food of necessity - not luxury. Its founded on the principles of low cost and grease. The only way to improve on the whole model is either by increasing size, or speed at which it reaches my hand.

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk 🥓 🍳 🧀 🥪

I’ll never know what it’s like to be misgendered by a parent. But shoutout to Uber for filling that emotional void! 🚗💨

Me: *cries in gender euphoria*
Trans joy is weird sometimes...

There's moments, random instances, where sometimes people are extraordinarily nice, making a personal connection when they don't need to be. You silently get the impression that someone's saying "I see you". Yeah, those moments are awesome. Theres no way to reply, but it's appreciated. Thank you

Unexpected side effect of transitioning: I'm highly susceptible to targeted ads. Pre-transition? “No thanks, I don’t want a macho blazer or a $90 dude shirt.” Now? The ad could scream SCAM with bold red flags and I’m still like “oOOooOo cute skirt!” click 💸💸🤦🏻‍♀️🫣💸💸

*Fun fact, the military truck at the end car chase is licensed TRANS 666T

And if I was ever going to get a tattoo - then that is definitely a strong contender!

Take Tom Hanks 1984 comedy/romance "Splash" and replace every time they say 'mermaid' with 'trans' - it's a pretty spot on allegory!

...AFTER you take away science's eagerness to take the time and learn more about them of course

Last night I had a first, and I didnt even realize until my wife said the sweetest, most euphoric thing to me. She said "You dropped crumbs down your cleavage." I. was. ECSTATIC! 😍 You mean, I now have a pocket that catches any of the crumbs that tries to sneak past?! My life is fulfilled.

I get all done up and then the sun disappears? 😭 Rude

First iced coffee of the season! 🤤

Questionable life hack: if you're like me and have done 2 out of 3 medical options available to make sure you never have kids, then you can just start promising your first born to whoever in exchange for goods and services!

So far 100% success. This week I got a free ride in a friends car.

Why does it feel like crossing Brooklyn is a bigger endeavor than travelling across state? Just know if I crossed Brooklyn to hang, then you owe me a birthday gift - because we're close. You can leave everything to me in your will, and I'll keep it fair with the rest of your family

Just a casual day

Tweet from 'Matt Stoller' reads, "I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid."

And here we are, with our own Orange Julius.

Photo of Pete Buttigieg with a quote from him that reads, "If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion."

Pete Buttigieg is on point, as ever.

It's very gender affirming being talked over by dudes

What's the point of the Democratic Party again?

🔥 dinking around, having fun and playing 🔥

Tapping into my inner carnie because I'm a bit chaotic? Or, is it so that I have my chance at a cheap tracheal shave*!

*Health insurance isn't cheap!

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Why am I getting such strong Reba Mcentire or Judds off this pic?

Last night's party outfit!

I'm kinda mad. I have 64 pages left in my book. Like, I want to move on to the next book please? Can we hurry up and get this one over with? I've enjoyed you, but it's time to move on. It's not you, it's me.

(*bonus* 5/4) Not five minutes later I made some bad puns and an innuendo almost back to back and the teacher looked at his assistant, shaking his head and said "And this is the sort of shit we have to put up with from her for the next 12 weeks..." I felt so loved!

(4/4) I think Im on the cusp of where I feel I am myself in my transition. But the point is - I felt accepted. It was nice.

(3/4?) I was... honored(?) to be addressed so casually and matter-of-fact, I was almost caught off guard by hearing it out loud, from someone elses voice, from my own. It kinda felt like a small identity crisis that froze in time of me thinking: "is it she/them, or they/them?"