The Geri Todd 🏳️‍⚧️

Hi. I'm Maggie. You just blocked my main account.

I'm not a Nazi. It was a pun involving a famous punk band. I will delete said joke if you unblock me. I didn't know Lars and Tim had an iron cross. I can't make out any of their tattoos. It's fucking blur. I have vision issues. I'm sorry.

dolls to watch out for

Totally agreed. It's all reporters and the Nazi bros management refuses to ban.

I mean, Aaron Rupar or Ken Klippenstein could throw us a bone and wear a collar every now and then. That's all I'm saying.

Madam made me beg and do a trick for a hug.

Anyone who says that being a puppy is overrated is a liar.

today my father suffers the consequences of his actions and i dont send him fuckin anything. the new friend i am getting coffee with is more important than you lil bro

For the past 2 1/2 weeks, I've been in a puppygirl relationship with my housemate. "Amazing" wouldn't be an understatement. She gives me scratches every night. Just last night, she made me beg for the patty melt she made me.

I legit love being her puppy.

Hey. Intersex person here. Could we please stop with the "Trump and Elon have micropenises" shit? You're not laughing at their imagined lack of girth of two jagoffs. You're telling a vulnerable population that there's something wrong with them.

Using a minority group to mock monsters is NEVER okay.

moon's cis
*cocks gun*

Not now, kitten, Mommy has to lock the fuck in

trans girl who is so insecure in her femininity she sees being perceived as Puppy as being more realistic than being perceived as a Woman

Anarchist girl who just broke up with a communist: "Yeah, it was coming for a long time. I should have noticed all the red flags..."

"Portland cement" sounds like an old timey euphemism for drugging someone's drink.

"Did you slip 'em a mickey?"

Sure did! Gave' em a little of the ol' Portland cement!"

>> I know, dear. I know. Close your eyes allow the changes to take affect, alright?

Yes, Owner.

>> That's a good girl.

>> Nurse? Bring in Patient #15 please. I still have some drops left, and I want to use all them before lunch.

>> You are fooling yourself again. No one by that name exists on this base. And so I ask again: Name and rank.

V… V… Unassigned unit.

>> Status?

E9X coverage 100%. Additional programming required.

>> Good dear. Your overskin will begin its repair shortly.

Yes, Owner. This one thanks you.

I -

>> This one. You are an “it,” not an “I.”

Yes. This one feels…. in its throat. Crawling. In its ears. Screaming. Informing. Relaxing. This one…

>> This one what, dear?

…Understands its purpose, Owner. This one is ready.

>> Name and rank, dear.

Val… Val… V…

>> Remember the teachings of Arisi: listen to the wisdom given by those above.

Yes, but... They’re so loud, Zeni. Make them stop… please…

>> I have not given you permission to call me by my given name. You refer to me as “Owner,” remember?

Y-Yes. Apologies, Owner.

>> Good dear. Progress report.

V-V-Valina S-Saadalnis, Second R-Rank, Mech…Mech… OH GODDESS! AGAIN! OH GODDESSES!

>> Stop struggling, dear. Allow the process to complete.

GODDESSES BE! I CAN'T… Are… Are you talking to me?

>> I am not, dear. What do are you hearing?

V-Voices… T-Telling me to follow… to obey… So pretty...

>> Can you see your feet?

I… Is the black goo growing? That’s kinda cool. Didn’t know you could make it move.

>> Good. Growth as expected.

Zeni? I can’t feel my leg.

>> Part of the process, dear.

What the jitz do you mean?! My leg is covered in ick! And… My… c-crotch…

>> Name and rank, dear.

>>Don’t question the process, dear.

Sure. Whatever. Let’s get this over with.

>>Agreed. Experiment #14 is go. Dr. Zeni Burthnin reporting.

Fourteen? You said -

>> Applying one drop of substance E9X to subject’s lower left paw.

Goddesses all-knowing! That’s cold! Did you freeze that stuff first?

…But you already know my name and rank, Zeni.

>>For the record, dear. That’s how things operate around here. You know that.

Fine. Valina Saadalnis, Second Rank, Mech Division Five.

>>Very good. Are the straps to your liking?

I guess? I don’t see the need. And why are you in a hazmat suit?

This has been in my head for a bit, and I wanted to get it out into the world. My inspirations are the more batshit elements of the Strangereal (Ace Combat), mechsploitation, @neondreamzart.bsky.social's art and @kaisenso.bsky.social's whole deal.

Forgive the length. I'm keeping it to one thread.

IM SO TIRED OF DOG PEOPLE. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE THE KENNEL IS THRIVING WHERE ARE MY SHRIMP PEOPLE. THERE ARE 350 BILLION SHRIMPS IN SHRIMP FARMS RN AND NONE OF THEM HAVE JUMPED OUT OF THE POOL? THE POPULATION IS THRIVING. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE PISSING AT FIRE HYDRANTS WHERE ARE MY SHRIMPS

yall should put me in a claw machine or im going to hold the un hostage

Took one hell of an edible trip last night. My afterglow has been... Interesting. I feel spacy, horny as fuck and frankly kinda dumb.

Damn, this is awesome. I wish I could keep it going.

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

I'm normal

“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes

Me in an adorable choker.

Supposedly "normal" friends: "I have a bag of clothes I'm getting rid of. Do you want to go through it?"

My friends: "I have a bag of increasingly kinky chokers and collars. Want one?"

Why yes. Yes I do.

For some reason, I read this as "these thighs will do your taxes" at first. I have no idea why.