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Dwayne The Thot Johnson

@phocault.bsky.social

wawa enthusiast, capybara superfan, and bald baddie. move accordingly ๐Ÿ’•

73 Followers  |  54 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  1.7739

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canโ€™t believe jd vance was so fucking ugly he killed the pope

22.05.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not me ordering churu for my cats at work ๐Ÿคญ iโ€™m a petsitter and i am NOT above bribery

19.05.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oded โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน๐Ÿ’”

We mourn your murder ๐Ÿ–ค

We celebrate your life โœจ๏ธ

May we continue your life's work!

ื™ื”ื™ ื–ื›ืจื• ืžื”ืคื›ื”!

Via @queenmab.bsky.social:

20.02.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is who I been dressing for

20.02.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 165    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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v-day smackdown with my man was soooo fun! i could only afford the nosebleeds, but itโ€™s all about the atmosphere โœจ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ’–

20.02.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how long before trump signs an executive order to repeal the ADA?

07.02.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yโ€™all will never see me slander lube. i swear by my favorite brand lol

07.02.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i see a piece of you in all these characters you picked! especially abby

06.02.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Camille poses for a selfie in a black floral print shirt and pinkish red eye makeup.

Camille poses for a selfie in a black floral print shirt and pinkish red eye makeup.

feeling romantic

06.02.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seeing how hard Kendrick won at the Grammy's made me realize he completed his set of stocks:

one ("like that"), two ("euphoria"), three ("6:16 in LA"), four ("meet the grahams"), five ("not like us"), plus five (grammys) (ayy)

04.02.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, thereโ€™s a reason why we left insensitive racial gimmicks decades behind us

28.01.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

olivia benson with bangs >>>>>

22.01.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The difference is the one on the right is one of the most powerful men in the world and admitting he did a nazi salute would mean many people having to re-evaluate their own actions in this moment, so they stick their heads in the sand and go about business as usual.

22.01.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 464    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A crow, posing coyly, possibly for booty pics.

A crow, posing coyly, possibly for booty pics.

Me, posing coyly for booty pics

23.12.2024 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that one of the most important times to wear a mask is right now during holiday season travel. Transits hubs are high risk as many people travel while they are sick. A high quality mask like an N95 will help protect you and help ensure you don't miss out on valuable time with loved ones.

23.12.2024 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1539    ๐Ÿ” 630    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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this is what i look like in case you didnโ€™t know

20.12.2024 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are shooting stars visible tonight and tomorrow in the US (and maybe elsewhere, idk)! i saw one โœจ

14.12.2024 09:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so damn depressed itโ€™s not even funny ๐Ÿคช

09.12.2024 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ME TOO. iโ€™m deleting my twitter before the new year lol

20.11.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love him โ€” one of the best to ever do it

20.11.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is anyone else having issues with liking posts and having the likes disappear or

19.11.2024 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah, totally agree. you canโ€™t start attacking people at work at any job. i used to really like Punk, but his backstage issues are always on my mind now when i watch him ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

19.11.2024 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bussy poppinโ€™ for christ

19.11.2024 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the amount of people who try to defend his behavior BTS at AEW is astounding. heโ€™s a great wrestler, but being a diva and a problem is a huge turn off for me

19.11.2024 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a beaded friendship bracelet sitting on a glittery surface. the bracelet reads โ€œleaves is plantsโ€ and has leaf-shaped beads along the rest of the length.

a beaded friendship bracelet sitting on a glittery surface. the bracelet reads โ€œleaves is plantsโ€ and has leaf-shaped beads along the rest of the length.

newsflash, dumbass

19.11.2024 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
A dark bird with iridescent blue and purple feathers stands on the edge of a bird feeder, looking directly towards that camera with wings spread. This pose makes it look rather intimidating and like a vampire

A dark bird with iridescent blue and purple feathers stands on the edge of a bird feeder, looking directly towards that camera with wings spread. This pose makes it look rather intimidating and like a vampire

Common Grackle doing its best Dracula impression. Gracula I guess?

#birds ๐ŸŒฟ

19.11.2024 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2890    ๐Ÿ” 501    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

๐Ÿšซ Don't argue with them!
๐Ÿšซ Don't quote them!

โœ… #BlockAndMoveOn

16.11.2024 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23294    ๐Ÿ” 14165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 242

fave male wrestler of all time - the rock (hence my display name)
fave female wrestler of all time - chyna
fave current male wrestler - sami zayn
fave current female wrestler - asuka

quote with your faves?

19.11.2024 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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