@memorialhwy.bsky.social
Musician, songwriter. Joke attempter. This is where I try to be funny and maybe peddle my music.
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New EP up on my Bandcamp, called “Lucky Dark” here’s a new song called Casino Night
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
It’s weird when you kinda know you’ll never find true love in your own hometown
02.06.2025 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m not here enough so I’ve forgotten to also share musical things such as this…
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Hey yo there’s new music up at my Bandcamp go check it out and maybe help me raise funds for the road
alexsalcido.bandcamp.com
This is exactly how it was supposed to go down if you’ve ever read a Kurt Vonnegut book
01.03.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Another day of remembering that I forgot this bullshit butterfly app
01.03.2025 18:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m just excited that this AI clip of 40-shit sucking Muskys toes is gonna be projected on so many buildings and stages
It fuckin better be
Musk looks like he fucks like the creepy principal from Forrest Gump
24.02.2025 04:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No thanks I prefer to call myself “sadicalized”
21.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dining rooms should be called “foudoirs”
21.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Early morning Kansas
21.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Being the bigger person and giving benefit of the doubt is out in this country
21.02.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first thought was “the Simpsons memes will be flowing heavy today”
21.02.2025 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sobriety fucking sucks today
18.02.2025 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is not lost on me that the road to Wrestlemania this year involves having to get past an event called the Elimination Chamber
15.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know they’re coming for Sesame Street next
14.02.2025 01:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We haven’t even gotten to the eventual return of Vince McMahon yet
08.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So technically you could call this whole ordeal “elongate”
08.02.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If we somehow get outta this, we the people had better outlaw edgelording and make it a fucking federal crime
07.02.2025 22:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America is like if Gotham City fucked Pawnee, Indiana while Springfield watched
07.02.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your moment of zen
30.01.2025 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being on TikTok post-fake ban is giving me LOST season 6 John Locke vibes
27.01.2025 21:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is one of the saddest, most Kurt Vonnegut types of sentence I’ve ever read
24.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My pro wrestling brain and overall past lifetime trauma is preparing me for a Dolly Parton heel turn of sorts
24.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing against tramp stamps but the logo for this app is pretty much a tramp stamp
23.01.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man that cybertruck burning outside the trump hotel just hits different now. To think that was just eight years ago
22.01.2025 03:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This empire strikes back-ass year, already
21.01.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today marks 10 days of forgetting and remembering and forgetting again that I’m on this app
04.01.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Christmas culture and lore now implies that Mariah Carey automatically refreezes once this is all over
25.12.2024 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
