Scotty Ray

We're not really on speaking terms anymore

Frankly, I don't think they should be allowed to do that. That should be against the rules

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

No Posting, no peace
Know Posting, know peace

Why don't you just kiss each other, eliminate the middleman?

Mookie can do anything. Dude bowls perfect games, suddenly plays an elite shortstop, could probably be a Nobel physicist if he felt like it

Dad Wearing Some New Kind Of Headphones That Wrap Over, Under, Around Ears

I've been spending the week with my dad and thinking about this a lot theonion.com/dad-wearing-...

Two street signs on a pole in a leafy residential neighborhood that say "FOXEN GROVE" (Foxen and Grove are the streets)

Street intersection or mid-2000s indie folk band?

No sense in fighting it anymore, I'm now contaminating my body with macroplastics. Just eating product packaging, small electronics, etc

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: Larry David doing that not sure how to feel look

He's one of the greatest pitchers of all time for my favorite team but he's also kind of a homophobic dbag so it's like

Meanwhile all my ads are for substances (prescription drugs with stupid names)

I'll assume the timing of this repost is about my posts you just liked, so I am watching a baseball game and the old pitcher who is retiring is getting clobbered

But apparently horses can power boats so maybe he'd just go to a tropical paradise somewhere

It's for the better

[Alanis voice] an old man throws 88

Shoulda let him ride off into the sunset after that last start

Do they use moosepower in Canada?

Krusty the Clown and Roger Myers standing behind an animator drawing as a network executive lady says "I feel we should rasta-fy him by 10% or so"

Unless it was seahorse power? But I feel like you'd need a shitload of them to move a boat, like a lot more than just 6

Heard a boat engine described in terms of horsepower and honestly I didn't even know they could swim

I have very occasionally gone semi-viral and I refuse to mute notifications. Gimme that dopamine

We don't need to bring ink and paper into this

Whoa. Make sure to drink water so you don't get hung over

The Nunchucks of Damocles

he died doing what he loved: skiing - he shot himself while skiing

He died doing what he loved: smelling old food and saying "it's fine"

A Richard Scarry illustration of a skeleton-bone dragster being driven by a little mouse

Richard Scarry: Fury Road

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