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16.01.2026 17:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@calcarr.bsky.social
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16.01.2026 17:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Speed Racer slaps
16.01.2026 15:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ANYWAY hereโs the before and after
09.01.2026 20:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm neurotic AF, this is not news, but today I began to wonder if I know how my face works and now I wonder how odd my expression is at any given time. ๐
09.01.2026 20:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So I attempt to readjust. Maybe slightly curl the sides of my mouth to look like a faint smile? I sneak another peek only to find I now look VERY unwell. Thus the cycle repeats until the haircut is done.
09.01.2026 20:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Every time I get a haircut I try not to stare directly at whatโs happening in the mirror because I donโt want the barber to feel like Iโm watching their every move and donโt trust them. Then when I DO look in the mirror I realize what I thought was a nice neutral face actually looks grouchy.
09.01.2026 20:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lucky boy! ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต
07.01.2026 16:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh hey. These are my tiddies.
22.11.2025 15:51 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Still bricked up this morning despite having a fairly slutty weekend
27.10.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Whooooa thatโs good Squishee
09.10.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Very glad I didnโt see it in a theater because I spent 3/4 of the runtime behind a pillow.
07.10.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finally watched The Substance. Do the Germans have a word for enjoying something that makes you want to barf?
07.10.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That is so darling! Nice work!
07.10.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy Cocktober to all who celebrate ๐
01.10.2025 16:27 โ ๐ 202 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I still haven't picked up Donkey Kong! And now Pokรฉmon is mere weeks away with Kirby and Metroid right behind. I'll have a full docket all winter!
27.09.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've had a Switch 2 since launch but spent the summer playing Splatoon 3 ๐
27.09.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Genuinely beautiful
26.09.2025 21:02 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He's sweatin' ๐ฅต
26.09.2025 18:34 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh hi! ๐
26.09.2025 01:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stunning ๐
25.09.2025 19:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ran into this cutie while running errands yesterday ๐
13.09.2025 16:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How'd the bee do?
10.09.2025 19:56 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me after doing squats for the first time in a couple weeks:
10.09.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐คค
02.09.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had an eye exam to get contacts today and the sweet older Dr was saying how convenient they are for sports and physical activity. Meanwhile I just want to go to Steamworks without my glasses fogging up. ๐
26.08.2025 22:01 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Soaking up the sun while it lasts! #gaybeach #chicagogay #gaychicago
24.08.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#fcf but more like #tgifcf
22.08.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#fcf but more like #tgifcf
22.08.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank ya! ๐
21.08.2025 23:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#fursday tiddies
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