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I think the fine print at the end of the movie’s credits says we legally have to 🤷🏻‍♂️

Speed Racer slaps

ANYWAY here’s the before and after

I’m neurotic AF, this is not news, but today I began to wonder if I know how my face works and now I wonder how odd my expression is at any given time. 🙃

So I attempt to readjust. Maybe slightly curl the sides of my mouth to look like a faint smile? I sneak another peek only to find I now look VERY unwell. Thus the cycle repeats until the haircut is done.

Every time I get a haircut I try not to stare directly at what’s happening in the mirror because I don’t want the barber to feel like I’m watching their every move and don’t trust them. Then when I DO look in the mirror I realize what I thought was a nice neutral face actually looks grouchy.

Lucky boy! 🥵🥵🥵

Oh hey. These are my tiddies.

Still bricked up this morning despite having a fairly slutty weekend

Whooooa that’s good Squishee

Very glad I didn’t see it in a theater because I spent 3/4 of the runtime behind a pillow.

Finally watched The Substance. Do the Germans have a word for enjoying something that makes you want to barf?

That is so darling! Nice work!

Happy Cocktober to all who celebrate 🎃

I still haven't picked up Donkey Kong! And now Pokémon is mere weeks away with Kirby and Metroid right behind. I'll have a full docket all winter!

I've had a Switch 2 since launch but spent the summer playing Splatoon 3 😅

Genuinely beautiful

He's sweatin' 🥵

Oh hi! 😘

Stunning 😍

Ran into this cutie while running errands yesterday 😍

How'd the bee do?

Me after doing squats for the first time in a couple weeks:

🤤

Had an eye exam to get contacts today and the sweet older Dr was saying how convenient they are for sports and physical activity. Meanwhile I just want to go to Steamworks without my glasses fogging up. 🙈

Soaking up the sun while it lasts! #gaybeach #chicagogay #gaychicago

#fcf but more like #tgifcf

#fcf but more like #tgifcf

Thank ya! 😘

#fursday tiddies