Kelli Michelle 🌻

Why yes, I am turning 40 in 19 days. And today, I started teaching my guinea pig how to dance.

This is not how I saw my life shaking out, but I'm not exactly mad about it. 😂😂

ICYMI — MAHOMES: “He did not recruit me.”

A) Trump lied that Tuberville coached Mahomes

B) Tuberville tried to cover and say he recruited Mahomes, became good friends, then left

C) **MAHOMES DOESN’T EVEN RECALL MEETING THE DUDE**

Endless lies 🤥

Oof, this "therapist," Sarah Malone, on #90DayTheLastResort is 🚩🚩🚩

Using guilt and fear to manipulate a person in crisis is pretty sus, to say the least.

I know you have to take "reality" TV with a grain of salt, but jfc. That was hard to watch.

I'm not teaching my grad course 'Civil Resistance: How It Works' this semester. But here is an abridged version of the course schedule, readings, and films I used the last time I taught it (in 2022). Just in case it's useful. drive.google.com/file/d/14RRJ...

How I arrived on Bluesky

My account didn't auto-follow them, thank goodness. I blocked them all just in case.

I can't leave FB because I'll lose touch with a lot of people I love who won't keep in touch other ways.

20+ years and this is just sad. I miss Farmville lol.

Mark, thank you for not selling out your empathy.

Maybe a silver lining will be that over the next 4 years, all of my scammy micro-investments that are negative 90% will go up and I can sell them without feeling like a total chump. 🙃

Hey, your "bad" is better than most people's best, so give yourself some grace. In almost 10 years, your skills grew (of course) and this is just proof of that. ❤️

Entering the Age of Aquarius today, and we'll be here until 2044! Cautiously optimistic.

Thank you so much for being my first! 🥲💛

I have posted something!