Dave

Who needs a man when you have a weighted blanket lol.

What irritates me the most, though, is the lack of communication, the lack of respect for my time, and that of our High Priestess. Oh and their sheer obliviousness to the whole thing. I think this is strike 3. After Yule im out.

They also seem to think they can do a make up ritual next Thursday. My dudes, do you not realise that we do Samhain ritual when the veil is thin, because the veil is thin? By next Thursday it'll be back to normal.

So, not only did my study group decide to schedule another event on Samhain, without asking if me or our High Priestess would like to get in on it in the planning stages. They cancelled tomorrow night's planned ritual in favour of preparing for it.

The cheeky of some dl men. "If I come around and let you blow me, will you pay me for my time." Excuse me? Whomst dost thou think thou art? You want me to get you off and pay you? Bitch you're about two steps away from an impotence hex.

I may have made a digital version of myself in Elder Scrolls Online to annoy certain people. It was a shame to not take advantage of double exp for the Witches Fesstival, so why not.

New wand. Eucalyptus and fallow deer bone, with some nicep pyrography on it. Bought it from my friends @geminiaspect.bsky.social , lovely work as always boys.

Im showing off my new wand from @geminiaspect.bsky.social , I got it at the Scottish Pagan Festival Conference yesterday. Its eucalyptus wood with a fallow deer handle. Im going to consecrate it on Friday after my little outdoor ritual with my cauldron full of green fire.

Im thinking something easily printable, nothing that can be taken because some of the neighbour kids are feral thieving little shits.

I wonder how annoyed the council would be if I painted glow in the dark runes on my doorsteps. I mean strontium aluminium is pretty available and it would be fun to freak people out.

I had a toxic bitch in an emotional spread rumours that I was crazy. So I used this name to spite her, is it petty, yes. Is it fun, yes!

Im in a town full of married guys in denial about the fact that they're so far in the closet they're having tea with Mr Tumnus. So yeah im going to choose a good chocolate. Probably the Hotel Chocolat rum soaked chocolate covered raisins.

Oh i had them. They were a bit pushy and trying to sell readings. I declined politely and they deleted themselves. I guess they're back now.

I've always wondered why Gerald was obsessed with Patchouli, honestly I could take it or leave it myself.

Well, i know im going to be getting something really good at SPF conference on Saturday, @geminiaspect.bsky.social has a wand, and it will be mine!

You know that saying that you can't sleep because someone is dreaming about you? One day im gonna bust that motherfuckers kneecaps in, I WILL find you goddammit.

I found my copy of Gay Witchcraft, time to relocate the cat just a little so I can read a chapter or two before bed.

Every time Dax decides it would be a good idea to bite me because 8 went one micron outside his pettable bits I can see him realising how badly hes fucked up. Because I will lick him between the eyes and watch as he glares at me in disgust at my human germs. We're a good match for pettiness.

Sure, go for it.

Im scared to ask...

Cosy domestic fics can be nice though.

Nice choice. What was the fic like?

Here's hoping they have the full thing.

Ok, so we have the itinerary for the SPF conference, but what's really nagging me is what Marian Green is going to be talking about. She's been practising since the 60s, so it could be a multitude of things. And it also doesn't help me decide what I fancy.

I got results suggesting Kanopy.com it has an hour and 16 minutes. If 6 the full run time, then try there?

Oh, tricky, how long can I resist being a petty, vengeful sob for... Probably under 72 hours.

I can't decide if I should take Sorita D'este's book on Artemis to the Spf Conference with me and ask if she'll sign it. On one hand, I'd love that, but on the other hand, I dont want to come off like an annoying creepy fan boy or something. Especially since she's lovely by all accounts.

Ok cramp break. Its amazing how quickly you get out of the habit of extended physical writing, what with keyboards and touchscreens etc. So card time.

Like how does a guy who starts codifying Wicca as a religion/mystery cult lack the conviction to say this is what we do, and this is why. This is what we use for x. The man is pretty tentative. I imagine his collaboration with Doreen and his first generation boosted his confidence.

"It is said in olden days." Stop right there Gerald, you are authoring your own tradition at this point, even if its rough as fuck compared to modern Wicca. Don't pull this wishy washy rubbish. You decide what counts for Cakes and Ale.