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@yesthatargets.bsky.social

Illustrator, DIY enthusiast, parent, travels with a Smart Doll, probably not a werewolf

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I wonder if it would try to summarize any of my smut comic ebooks (lookin' at you Yes, Roya!)...

14.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

14.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2477    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 39

I’ve decided that one of my werewolf OCs doesn’t need a human form, just one that’s smaller and more-human than his full moon form.

(I have been trying to figure out his human shape for too long, and come up with nothing I like.)

14.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man sitting at a desk with a dell computer Alt: a man throwing a computer into a dumpster

Adobe Acrobat keeps trying to get me to use AI to summarize my PDFs.

It's a sewing pattern. With instructions.

*Shut the fuck up.*

14.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to do it *now* but I know I should wait until later tonight, once I'm off work and the kiddo goes to bed.

But I also feel like I should do it while I have the motivation to do so, otherwise (sings) Aye Dee Atche Dee!

14.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of that paperwork involves shredding a bunch of my late mother's paperwork, now that the estate has been closed. Which I'm actually totally fine with (again, catharsis).

At least I'll be able to reuse the file box to for my doll clothes sewing patterns, which are quickly filling their binders.

14.10.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it'll be cathartic to clean it all up (and reclaim a whole-ass shelf off the bookshelf in my office), but goddamn I'm going to have to set aside a few *hours* to sort it all.

Probably all over my floor.

14.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to face my ADHD doom-piles of paperworkβ€”all of the stuff that I meant to file into my System Of Various Binders.

I know I don't need to keep *most* of it, and said binders can probably be condensed into one or two, now that the brain raccoons have naptime pills.

14.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is...is this a cautionary tale?

14.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Recovering from a near-migraine yesterday, and between the temperature and the season, all I want to do today is sew.

But deadlines loom at the jobby-job, so I have to do worky-work.

14.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, one of my favorite artists of all time...

14.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years.

His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds.

A massive loss πŸ’”

14.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3457    πŸ” 1407    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 135

Hey im so sorry but I need to take bo to the emergency vet and I absolutely do not have enough to cover x rays as my wellness plan only covers the office visit. If you were ever interested in a book, now is a great time!

14.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
13.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3409    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 24

A horse, but animated to run like a squirrel.

13.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My gf cheesy urgently needs 521 for her rent thats due by thursday. Any help would be greatly appreciated. πŸ’•πŸ’Έ

bsky.app/profile/bloc...

13.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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as spooky season rolls around, I need to remind everyone that the person in this viral werewolf image is in fact my friend @smogteeth.bsky.social lmao

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Our galaxy is so good

13.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Tonight I managed to sew together a doll hoodie from a pattern photocopied from a Japanese pattern book, using only two diagrams and intuition.

It came together damn near perfectly. Photos tomorrow after I wash out the marking pen.

13.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A glimpse into Toad's mind as he sleeps. He dreams of mountains, giant trees, and sunflowers.

From "The Hat"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

A glimpse into Toad's mind as he sleeps. He dreams of mountains, giant trees, and sunflowers. From "The Hat" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.

Toad thought about giant sunflowers. He thought about tall oak trees. He thought about high mountains covered with snow.

12.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
A sculpture in white but probably not marble and imitation of Rodin sculpture the kiss we have miss Piggy and Kermit kissing. Kermit sits on Miss Piggy's knees, and she bends down to kiss him β€” reversing the position of the male and female figures in the original.

A sculpture in white but probably not marble and imitation of Rodin sculpture the kiss we have miss Piggy and Kermit kissing. Kermit sits on Miss Piggy's knees, and she bends down to kiss him β€” reversing the position of the male and female figures in the original.

The Smooch, from Miss Piggy's Treasury of Art Masterpieces from the Kermitage Collection β€” Michael K. Frith, 1984

12.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

My best friend is Jewish, and she once told me a big part of Jewish moral philosophy is that it's better to do the right thing for the wrong reason than to not do it at all.

Thinking about that today.

11.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Angry frog, cartoon and four panels. The frog says I am looking my best. I am working my hardest. I am expressing myself. I am trying my best

Angry frog, cartoon and four panels. The frog says I am looking my best. I am working my hardest. I am expressing myself. I am trying my best

My life, by Matt Tarpley

10.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 802    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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She a big pupper

10.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1959    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5

@noahjoad.bsky.social

10.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi. I'm Mikey. I'm non-binary. I'm struggling financially. I'm just barely getting by. At least this pay period. In two weeks when rent is due, I'm honestly not sure. Any help would be appreciated. Thank you.

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09.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to these prints I've also got my frog dishwasher reminder and my werewolf drawtober zine in the kofi store.

08.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep calling your reps about age verification laws, or, at the very least, start prepping some mIRC servers and other Old World magics.

09.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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WATCH: β€˜Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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