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Illustrator, DIY enthusiast, parent, travels with a Smart Doll, probably not a werewolf

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image from wallace and gromit, a calendar showing February 12th labelled on a calendar as "Gromits birthday"

image from wallace and gromit, a calendar showing February 12th labelled on a calendar as "Gromits birthday"

baby gromit with a pink boneshaped cake with one candle

baby gromit with a pink boneshaped cake with one candle

everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT

12.02.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 672    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
"... Walt--" he adjusts his glasses again. "Walter. Mr Mayer said--... you know I don't think he thought I was any good."

"Walter's a bigger jackass than I am." Joe shoots back.

"but maybe he's not. I go to a lot of interviews. And I've got no work at all. Maybe this isn't my bag." 

"Awh kid you have to be PATIENT." Joe tries to reasure him with a sympathetic furrow to the brow.

"You weren't working at 20?" "No. Well not really, not a lot." "But you did." "Just a little, here and there." Then Joe gets a little more serious in his tone. Mostly for fetish magazines."

Wylie's face flusters and he oh-uhms, but Joe just continues. "Women in rubber, captive men. That kind of thing. That's what I sold. Might as well, I was already drawing it FOR FREE. that's just what I like."

"... Walt--" he adjusts his glasses again. "Walter. Mr Mayer said--... you know I don't think he thought I was any good." "Walter's a bigger jackass than I am." Joe shoots back. "but maybe he's not. I go to a lot of interviews. And I've got no work at all. Maybe this isn't my bag." "Awh kid you have to be PATIENT." Joe tries to reasure him with a sympathetic furrow to the brow. "You weren't working at 20?" "No. Well not really, not a lot." "But you did." "Just a little, here and there." Then Joe gets a little more serious in his tone. Mostly for fetish magazines." Wylie's face flusters and he oh-uhms, but Joe just continues. "Women in rubber, captive men. That kind of thing. That's what I sold. Might as well, I was already drawing it FOR FREE. that's just what I like."

"But I think you already know that." Joe says simply, without much else. But after a moment of silence, it dawns on Wylie. Oh shit, fuck he KNEW. Well, time to swig that Tom what-was-it-called, before the words just vomited out of him.

"Oh Jesus, oh God. Joe, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I took it. I tore it up." Joe looks concerned and starts to say his name but Wylie keeps going. "I didn't want you to-- your WIFE was going to see-- she walked in and I-- I just put it in my pocket. I'm an idiot. I'm SORRY."

"WYLIE, she knows. She knows all about it." Joe pushes to talk so Wylie can catch his breath. He doesn't even seem to care. "Kid she's the one who DREW IT. Roya draws ALL OF IT. The rubber art, Li'l Savage Strips, EVERYTHING. I haven't drawn a line in years."

"And I'm not his wife." comes a comment from the other room.

"But I think you already know that." Joe says simply, without much else. But after a moment of silence, it dawns on Wylie. Oh shit, fuck he KNEW. Well, time to swig that Tom what-was-it-called, before the words just vomited out of him. "Oh Jesus, oh God. Joe, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I took it. I tore it up." Joe looks concerned and starts to say his name but Wylie keeps going. "I didn't want you to-- your WIFE was going to see-- she walked in and I-- I just put it in my pocket. I'm an idiot. I'm SORRY." "WYLIE, she knows. She knows all about it." Joe pushes to talk so Wylie can catch his breath. He doesn't even seem to care. "Kid she's the one who DREW IT. Roya draws ALL OF IT. The rubber art, Li'l Savage Strips, EVERYTHING. I haven't drawn a line in years." "And I'm not his wife." comes a comment from the other room.

Roya comes into the room, closing the door behind her. She looks cool as a cucumber and has her eyes on Joe. "Joeseph, you should correct him when he's wrong."

"Yes, Roya." Joe replies with admiration that would have fooled anyone. Wylie looks pink as a tulip as he hunches over a little in embarassment. She continues. "Joeseph isn't my husband. We never married. He lives with me in my house. And he takes credit for my work." It's a different kind of married but both of the boys would let her own it. "He does this with my permission. This has made my success easier than it might be. Does that make sense to you?"

She's trying to look into his eyes but he's too nervous. "I... sometimes I don't tell people I'm jewish. Sorta jewish. Through my dad." 

"Yes, good." she folds her arms. "It's very much like that. People like people who are the most like them. It makes them more comfortable."  Joe hands her a glass of Tom with a peaceful look on his face. "So I wonder... Are you like Joseph?" Her eye cannot be escaped this time.

Roya comes into the room, closing the door behind her. She looks cool as a cucumber and has her eyes on Joe. "Joeseph, you should correct him when he's wrong." "Yes, Roya." Joe replies with admiration that would have fooled anyone. Wylie looks pink as a tulip as he hunches over a little in embarassment. She continues. "Joeseph isn't my husband. We never married. He lives with me in my house. And he takes credit for my work." It's a different kind of married but both of the boys would let her own it. "He does this with my permission. This has made my success easier than it might be. Does that make sense to you?" She's trying to look into his eyes but he's too nervous. "I... sometimes I don't tell people I'm jewish. Sorta jewish. Through my dad." "Yes, good." she folds her arms. "It's very much like that. People like people who are the most like them. It makes them more comfortable." Joe hands her a glass of Tom with a peaceful look on his face. "So I wonder... Are you like Joseph?" Her eye cannot be escaped this time.

He's in trouble, but not the bad kind ๐Ÿ˜
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12.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"newsom bad newsom bad" GET YOUR ASSES TO THE PRIMARIES

lots of talk of "i refuse to vote for gavin newson" but what are we gonna do to stop him from becoming the dem ticket??? cry on bluesky about it????? push the progressive candidates you want and VOTE

12.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œWhere are the protests?โ€ lament after Trumpโ€™s inauguration was always based on a (willful) misperception โ€“ a myth propagated by a punditry vying for relevance, hellbent on presenting grandiose reckonings and sweeping narratives rather than careful empirical assessments.

12.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 796    ๐Ÿ” 241    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Been using this blocklist for awhile now and it's wonderful. A return to a better internet. Highly recommended.

13.02.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

The cover of the graphic novel, a colored illustration by Daun Han depicting King in the foreground, Luz and Harpy Eda behind him, and the other cast of characters framing them including Willow, Hunter, Gus, Papa Titan, the Collector, and Amity.

We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.

12.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13091    ๐Ÿ” 4915    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 630

You know that art is gonna be good when you be shrimpinโ€™

12.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 225    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you wanna get some whistle printers some plastic, this is a great option

12.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Donate to Help Darryl Sort Finanaces After Becoming Paralyzed, organized by Darryl Mott This is a long story to understand the full irony of the situation, buโ€ฆ Darryl Mott needs your support for Help Darryl Sort Finanaces After Becoming Paralyzed

After spending a year learning to walk again, I had a fall on Christmas Day that left me paralyzed and stuck with a tough financial situation. Please consider donating and sharing my fundraiser. gofund.me/609b599d1

12.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Alopias vulpinus

[ #sciart | #sharks | #3Dart | #art ]

19.07.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If there's one thing wrestling fans really really love it's being told not to chant something. Works out every single time. See also: a decade of WWE fans chanting for CM Punk.

12.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
My photo shows a โ€˜roaringโ€™ hippo statuette made of Egyptian blue faience, a ceramic material made of ground quartz. The hippo is seated with head at left, and turned to front. The hippoโ€™s original tusks (top incisors and lower canine teeth are known as tusks), are missing, so it looks as if the hippo is smiling. The blue body is decorated in black with Nile river plants such as water weed and lotus flowers. This decoration depicts the hippoโ€™s marsh habitat as well as having layers of symbolism associated with regeneration e.g. lotus flowers open with the sun in the morning and close at night symbolising rebirth. Height 7.5 cm, length 12.5 cm. On display Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen.

My photo shows a โ€˜roaringโ€™ hippo statuette made of Egyptian blue faience, a ceramic material made of ground quartz. The hippo is seated with head at left, and turned to front. The hippoโ€™s original tusks (top incisors and lower canine teeth are known as tusks), are missing, so it looks as if the hippo is smiling. The blue body is decorated in black with Nile river plants such as water weed and lotus flowers. This decoration depicts the hippoโ€™s marsh habitat as well as having layers of symbolism associated with regeneration e.g. lotus flowers open with the sun in the morning and close at night symbolising rebirth. Height 7.5 cm, length 12.5 cm. On display Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen.

A little blue hippo made by an Egyptian artisan around 4,000 years ago! ๐Ÿฆ› โค๏ธ

Decorated with river plants and lotus flowers, blue faience hippos are associated with the life-giving Nile and rebirth. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek. ๐Ÿ“ท by me

#Archaeology

11.02.2026 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
12.02.2026 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Critters! ๐ŸŒฑ

11.02.2026 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1664    ๐Ÿ” 500    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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LOOKING FOR: Somebody who wants to design me an anthro unicorn man based off blue/gold/white (piebald?) starry constellations and royalty โœจ I HAVE MONEY LEMME THROW IT AT YOU

11.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photograph of three illustrated lanyards.
From closest to furthest away:
Bird lanyard with cute, round backyard birds in a backyard with flowers, a fountain, bushes, a tree, and a rainbow.

Otter and seal lanyard with cute brown sea otters and grey seals swimming among yellow and orange kelp against a blue background. There is also orange and yellow fish swimming through.

Frog lanyard that shows different kinds of pet frogs in different biomes- red eyed tree frog, tomato frog, bull frog and white's tree frog. This lanyard is predominantly green and brown.

Photograph of three illustrated lanyards. From closest to furthest away: Bird lanyard with cute, round backyard birds in a backyard with flowers, a fountain, bushes, a tree, and a rainbow. Otter and seal lanyard with cute brown sea otters and grey seals swimming among yellow and orange kelp against a blue background. There is also orange and yellow fish swimming through. Frog lanyard that shows different kinds of pet frogs in different biomes- red eyed tree frog, tomato frog, bull frog and white's tree frog. This lanyard is predominantly green and brown.

My new lanyards just came in! We will be debuting them at Katsucon this weekend.

Really pleased at how they printed! They look so cute and vibrant.

11.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Poster to fight against ai. Visualized is a cave painting inspired horse, with text that reads "art has always been accessible"

Poster to fight against ai. Visualized is a cave painting inspired horse, with text that reads "art has always been accessible"

I hear a lot of people saying that ai makes art accessible.. well I personally think that's bullshit- so I made this to drive my point home.
#regalsart #illustration #fuckai #digitalart

11.02.2026 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6155    ๐Ÿ” 2437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

feels like i should re-post this every few weeks

12.02.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2674    ๐Ÿ” 914    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

You know the drill, cuties. Block em, tell your friends to block em, and most importantly (as is the bluesky way), don't dogpile - just cut them off and let them suffocate to death alone in silence.

12.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

help me celebrate and get some food tonight please paypal.me/psiidmon since i need to take a half day for my psych session anyway

11.02.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry for no update yet guys, Iโ€™m so mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted from all the panic and trying to figure out how to get this handled ;; thank yall so SO much for the reposts and well wishes. Noodleโ€™s holding up okay, she can move around perfectly fine, just really scared hurt ๐Ÿฅฒ

12.02.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good shit good shit GOOD SHIT

One of my FAVE submissions from My Monster Girlfriend, NOW ON SALE FOR VALENTINES!!!

store.ironcircus.com/collections/...

12.02.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, I am Delaney King and I am pretty good at identifying fantasy, science fiction and horror metal miniatures. I also find it fun. So if you have a mystery miniature you would like identified @ me and I will see what I can do.

12.02.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a ceramic velociraptor dinosaur. The dinosaur is glazed brown with blue accents and has yellow unglazed feet, hands, and face.

A photo of a ceramic velociraptor dinosaur. The dinosaur is glazed brown with blue accents and has yellow unglazed feet, hands, and face.

A curious little velociraptor sculpture is ready for this next update! Itโ€™ll be available Friday, February 20th at 8pm Eastern time.

11.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 374    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide whoโ€™s charged with the felony, and they also decide whoโ€™s prosecuted for the felony, you donโ€™t have a right to vote.

12.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1800    ๐Ÿ” 552    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The bad news is my kid threw up again yesterday and has been severely nauseated since then, and I continue to fret about the ongoing damage that stomach acid is doing to their teeth.

We have to pay to repair some of that damage now and it's not cheap.

Can you throw a few dollars our way?

12.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more job openings at one of the best places to work for!

12.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very sad news. For years preventive standard for colorectal cancer has been first screenings starting at age 50. Weโ€™re seeing it more and more in people in their 40s, 30s, and even 20s. The American Cancer Society recently dropped their recommendation to 45. Be aware of potential signs and symptoms:

11.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Not with that attitude.

12.02.2026 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can re-post this as well it would really help, because we need to cover costs still! D: ๐Ÿ”ฅ

12.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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