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don't pass me the aux I can't be trusted
So much of right wing media just generates outrage about nonsense, I would love liberal leaders whose posture was like "I'll give you something real to cry about." Instead of "Mr Potato Head Is Muslim??" I want them freaking out about a 90% inheritance tax
09.08.2025 14:35 โ ๐ 3456 ๐ 521 ๐ฌ 37 ๐ 26Michael Kandel @K ANDEL X.com I would quit this app but sadly no other social media platform has figured out how to automatically refresh my feed and replace a post I wanted to read with an ad for the state of israel 12:32 PM โข 8/7/25 โข 140K Views
08.08.2025 04:54 โ ๐ 1500 ๐ 192 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 2no need for further discourse: you're working class if you have a bedtime
05.08.2025 16:43 โ ๐ 549 ๐ 71 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 2Sir this is the leftist bullying platform
05.08.2025 16:09 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would love a Boston wnba team
04.08.2025 22:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.
04.08.2025 10:30 โ ๐ 12334 ๐ 3345 ๐ฌ 171 ๐ 362Itโs actually hilariously sad how easily people are fooled by peopleโs post politics PR rehab โKamala was actually against the genocideโ is the same as the โGeorge bush sad old man that paints dogsโ garbage
THEY HIRE PR FIRMS FOR THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
some guy named mike put a teaspoon of cayenne in a honey jar, started charging $13/bottle and completely ruined the pizza industry
02.08.2025 11:44 โ ๐ 824 ๐ 64 ๐ฌ 26 ๐ 8we asked grok if it's as good as doctors at medicine and it said yes
03.08.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 725 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0The "AI denialists" are the people who are *still* somehow trying to push this garbage into every corner of existence, despite its drastic flaws.
Nobody wants your scam. Stochastic mimicry is not intelligence. It cannot reason. It cannot create. It's an excuse to gut industries for short-term gains
hey this is great Max
03.08.2025 13:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rachel Summers smiling in a volcano next to the Onion article โMom and Dad, Iโm gay and also stronger than both of you so donโt try any shit.โ
02.08.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 1502 ๐ 328 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4Delta check in lady: Would you like to upgrade to first class for an extra $600
Wife: $600 to hit the mountain first? No thanks.
Lady behind us: holy shit
Sometimes it's fun to post something like "Bacon is a food for babies and dogs" and log off. Bunch of people trying to yell at you but their phones keep slipping out of their greasy bacon hands
03.08.2025 00:11 โ ๐ 2599 ๐ 248 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 9Andor
01.08.2025 05:29 โ ๐ 147 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Calendar meme comparing sword bans of 1870s Japan and 2020s UK
31.07.2025 15:19 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0being chronically late or constantly flaking on plans doesn't make you a bad friend. it's a real condition and should be given infinite grace by everyone in your life. being completely unreliable is nothing to be ashamed of. in fact, it may even make you more virtuous than people who are considerate
31.07.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 1155 ๐ 87 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 19But doing politics is HARD sometimes so let's spend the next 4 years doing nothing and complaining victory wasn't just handed to us
31.07.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Be the reason someone closes this app in disgust today
31.07.2025 09:21 โ ๐ 207 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 6hey I love this
31.07.2025 15:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Your soul simply cannot ascend to heaven with the waifu money clip in your pocket
31.07.2025 12:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It is genuinely maddening watching liberals say โI told you soโ as 85% of Gaza is thrusted into the fifth stage of famine. This is a democrat funded and supported genocide. Kamala campaigned on continuing unconditional support of Israel. You are yelling at the wrong people.
29.07.2025 12:10 โ ๐ 280 ๐ 85 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0Charlie Kirk is such a stupid Nazi fuck that he literally thinks โNew York City would be so cool without the gays, and immigrants and Blacks and Jews.โ
Motherfucker, we are WHY New York City is cool you stupid little bitch! People like you not living there is what makes it cool!
his Aussie accent is terrible in Django but at least he gets blown up with dynamite
27.07.2025 12:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everyone on this planet works hard as hell and most people die penniless. Humans are awesome and productive and love sharing knowledge. Capitalism impedes our true abilities
26.07.2025 20:17 โ ๐ 2112 ๐ 571 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 3thank you, muckraking journalists of the bari weiss tribune, for exposing the awesome stuff zohran mamdani has tweeted about like abolishing medical bills and seizing the property of millionaires
25.07.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 3914 ๐ 458 ๐ฌ 498 ๐ 1172CIA Realizes Itโs Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
25.07.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 8761 ๐ 1188 ๐ฌ 76 ๐ 66just saw a commercial featuring a dude who said heโs a marketer in Seattle, and sometimes he hits a wall creatively, so he likes using an A.I. tool to write marketing materials for him. in a just world, this would be a fireable offense and it would be too humiliating to admit this in public
25.07.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 507 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 7