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A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today

the jerk store called. the cost of jerks has doubled due to trumps tariffs

I can picture a very pissed Sun-Tzu tired of being asked dumb questions creating a FAQ of war

It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”

YouTube video by City of Boston Mayor Michelle Wu and the Boston Pops Perform "Rhapsody in Blue" at Symphony Hall - Full Performance

I've posted this elsewhere, but not only is she so loved that the Republicans were afraid to run against her, but she's a multi-talented badass:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=omxA...
(Notice the respect and love the members of the BSO have for her)

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Yeah I’m gonna keep pushing left (communist) and I’m never gonna shut up about it. I will be annoying. I will be agitating. That is my purpose on this earth

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

according to @jessyedwards.bsky.social of @hellgatenyc.com Curtis Sliwa just said on stage that he was offered $10 million to drop out of the race

I’m as Zohran-pilled as possible, and his win is awesome, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that one of the slimiest, most repulsive people in American politics finally got a small piece of the humiliation he so richly deserves

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night

it's time to cyberbully alan dershowitz

"All hot dog stands will be replaced with goat meat stands."

hold up. tell me more about that

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Your wife should never "look for a job." As a man it's your duty to start a business and hire your wife

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Surely you call it now you three me now you don’t

Everyone wants the cool new Liminal Shitter

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

this isn't news. unfollowed

In the article, it only mentions Kindergarten, which makes sense, as Kindergarten is mostly for the introduction into socialization, structure, etc.

Personally, I will never take NYT at their headlines.

my son was in a gifted kid program and killed by a sentinel

Once again: Hegseth is the exact type of guy The Art of War was written for, which means he will never read it

it fundamentally fucks our sense of things that the robot is good at language and bad at math and fact

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

what film is this from, good skáld