Graham Henderson

Glad to see the two main news networks in the UK have their priorities straight. Television host of cookery show getting sacked is obviously *far more* important than the government using a super-injunction to bypass Parliamentary and wider scrutiny for a genuinely egregious data leak.

I want the house he lives in in The Day of the Jackal on Sky.

Probably without the killing though.

I’m 44 and have a tooth cutting. What next?! Wet dreams?!?!?

Started watching that Churchill thing on Netflix but it’s got bloody dramatised scenes as well as that god awful Daily Mail columnist and former Prime Minister as a contributor🥴

#BlackDoves is fantastic telly with great performances across the board.

My only criticism is that there’s no way on Earth they could all keep parking in double yellows in those parts of London without getting towed.🤔🤔🤔

Pretty tasteless headline from the BBC. She was murdered by the Russian state.

Well. At least Regina George is comfy🥴 #CatsOfBluesky

I mean, she’s not wrong…

Oh yeah. I hadn’t thought people would find amusement in anyone’s actual murder but if the internet has taught me one thing, it’s that even the most seemingly pleasant people can be strange🥴

Who died?

Gregg Wallace comment left me crying with humiliation, former MasterChef contestant claims Jackie Kearney appeared on MasterChef in 2011 and later returned as a guest judge. She says Gregg Wallace made sexual innuendos "constantly" - and that crew members would have heard him. Warning - thi...

Gross.

"I came into the studio and was like, 'Hi Gregg, I've got something for you!' And he said, 'Oh, is it a present for my cock?'"

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Good to see the BBC providing free advertising for a failed politician television presenter. What a load of tosh.

He spent one night with a slut. If you’d had your first erection in fifteen years Joy, you would want to poke it somewhere, and I was in Bristol seeing Phantom On Ice.

Just finished this…what a great, gentle comedy with a real bit of heart to it. Nice to see a few from The Good Place rock up too. Hope it gets renewed. #AManOnTheInside

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I’m one of those people that the fun of a brussel starts a lot sooner than the next day. The husband thought I was doing it on purpose on our first Christmas together😷

I suspect it may in part to be the shortcomings of the chef (me). But I won’t be rushing to try them like that again.

So like her dad🤔

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If anyone was wondering whether Brussels sprouts would work in a curry, I can confirm that they absolutely do not.🥴

#Blitz on AppleTV+ was superb. Elliot Heffernan as George is fantastic! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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The heating didn’t come on this morning and it’s -5…thank god for husband’s who came down and just reset the boiler.

I had him automatically blocked under the British Bigotry lists. Decent artists hope for a place in Who’s Who…British Bigots is the best (and only) list he can get on.

Gonna have to go through some my feed and redirect some of you spicy sods to the other account🥵🥵

That’s the comprehensive system for you.

One of the best Glastonbury performances I ever saw were Faithless. Still don’t understand the booker who followed up from that barnstormer with Coldplay🥴

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We left them to it and they just have to try and come and continue shouting at us all.

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Sex! Sex! More Sex!

You’d all be much better off with an eight hundred piece jigsaw.

Off to see a musical about Section 28 at HOME Manchester. Drag Margaret Thatcher and abseiling lesbians. I love legitimate theatre.

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It’s been a long week…

I think the only loophole that the constitution would potentially allow is to have him serve in the line of succession and then everyone above him would need to step aside to allow him to ascend. I think he’d be long gone by the time they got that through.

*edit. It’s 2/3 of both houses, not 3/4