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YouTube video by Rick Worley The X-Files Mythology All Makes Perfect Sense, Actually

I have no idea if it's good because I slept through it but it's this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQ0...

Has anyone suggested a good name for a second civil war yet or should we just go with 2 Civil 2 War?

This 5 hour and 43 minute long youtube video about X-Files lore will carry these next few nights of sleep.

My heart goes out to anyone in charge of auditions who will have to hear "Golden" performed for them over and over for the foreseeable future.

Happy birthday, spooky buddy! I can't hand you my eternal soul as I'm planning to do a cool end-of-life auction with it at some point. Gonna auction off my soul to the highest bidder along with my collection of neat socks. Hoping it's enough to buy me a little cabin in one of the hell dimensions.

Like the second week you're at work and I become comfortable with the idea that you're not gonna kick me out if I move something.

I'm gonna be there soon! I can comment on it because it's our problem now. You're no longer alone in this and I can't allow my boyfriend to take his hotboy pictures on dirty mirrors.

I'm gonna clean our mirror.

Azi, no! I love Halloween 🥺.

I heard that if you drop it, Halloween is canceled.

I got youuu.

Nvmd it wasn't a trick. Just found out the buffalo ranch chicken strip sandwich is back and I do want Whataburger now.

"You have this look in your eye like you want to go to Whataburger to buy me a grilled chicken sandwich."

"I do?"

"Yeah, and you also want to get me some onion rings and get yourself a burger."

"Woah, I do."

My mother pulling jedi mind tricks over here.

two young girls in blue dresses are holding hands in a hallway Alt: A gif of the two twin girls in blue dresses from The Shining holding hands in a hallway

You can't fool me. I know you and your brother stand in the middle of long hotel hallways having telepathic conversations with each other and creeping everyone out.

My mom has not been chill her entire life lol. She's very funny though so our arguments are mostly just hilarious.

If you ask a set of twins if they can hear each other's thoughts, they'll roll their eyes because of how often throughout their lives they've been asked that question, but if you keep watching them, you can see them telepathically planning their answer.

My boyfriend has spent so much time in the menu just digivolving and de-digivolving and doing math for the stats required. I know there's a spreadsheet somewhere in that brain of his by the way he gets lost in the numbers.

It's really funny because he is terrible at splitting his attention and so I'll say something to him and watch him be on like a 15 second delay before it even registers that I've said something and all I hear is intense menu sounds.

I only know the game indirectly because he'll be playing while we're on a video call, but it does look very good from what little I've paid attention to lol.

I do like the bloop bloop sound.

Digimon Story: Time Stranger review by someone who is dating someone who is playing Digimon Story: Time Stranger:

If you like watching someone spend hours in menus, hearing digimon repeatedly deliver the voice line of their special attack, and watching your partner do math, this game is a 10/10.

I only really got in trouble with my dad for breathing in his general vicinity.

I was actually a pretty calm kid! My mom says that I mostly raised myself lol. My brothers were the menaces. I mostly just watched horror movies and read a bunch of books.

I also would ride our motorcycles to do sick jumps out in the dunes and flipped over multiple times but that's another story.

I actually just did headstands on the couch and watched horror movies while upside down.

She's so stubborn! She'd rather I move halfway across the country so that I don't nag her to sit still. I'm so close to buying her a whole video game just so she stops trying to move around so much.

Yesterday my mom fell and messed up her foot. Today we've been arguing all day about how she just doesn't know how to sit still. Just now she got annoyed with me for reminding her to elevate her leg and told me to leave to Wisconsin already so I can annoy Alec instead lmao.

They had 3 piñatas! They started fighting around the second one. I don't think their friendships survived the third.

I just watched some helicopter parents get into an intense argument over whose kid got to hit the piñata. Guessing it is not really about the piñata with the way they spoke to each other, though.

Thank you. I try to be graceful about it and do a little pirouette on the way out.

I am willing to take requests on the way out.