Pothotatoe

Don't confuse hypocrisy with irony, ma'am.

In RFK's job.

And what a mighty fine choice it is.

Stop saying "layers like an onion" to describe a complex situation.. every layer of onion is ONION.
Layers like a trifle. Layers like a loaded sub. Layers like a Shaggy sandwich. Layers like the Earth's crust... anything with VARYING layers.
Please.

No, but they need to know that 'classic rock' is a genre, not an age. Alt rock will NEVER be classic rock.. because otherwise what was it alternative to?

I don't usually answer the door to strangers, but the way this man knocked.. just to offer a pamphlet about jesus.

He walked past the free food I have out, the sign to stop genocide, the flyers for immigrants to know their rights and thought... bet she needs Jesus.. what else you think I'd learn?

How can I be still folding laundry and also how can I still hate it so much?

Me: I need to put down my phone and get some stuff done.

Puts down phone and zones out for 30min.

Me: well, it was worth a shot.

And like. Now there's asmr ads all the time. People whispering into microphones about products I don't want.

Range of things I say to my (misbehaving) cats:

You fucking shit bag stop being a shit bucket you asshole.

Ma'am, make a different choice, please make a different choice.

Bitch! Stop!

I swear to god I'm gonna cuddle you so hard if you keep dong that.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Whispering into a microphone 🤮🤮

Watching Xena flip over 6 attacking guards with a grown man on her back and realizing I've grossly mismanaged my entire life. What are these silly lil goals I set? I want to be able to flip over a small shed with a person on my back.

Hey, be fair now. It's SNAP and that your town is too small to sustain a walmart.

Is there any law that says if you take money from lobbyists you have to do what they want?
Cuz... take the money, serve the people anyway.
They think their lobbying is power. I think prove it isn't. Take the money. Do the right thing anyway. Let them figure out who they can trust the hard way.

It's not shouting it's emphasis. They took away our italics, dammit.

Thank you.

Dems need to use "states rights" to get people involved in local elections like the Gross Old Pedos do.
There is no high road. Nobody paid for the infrastructure repairs of the high road. What's left of it isn't safe to use.

Well, shit. I think I'm mid-life crisising wrong. I'm not supposed to be happy or satisfied? I should be clinging to my youth in desperation?
Dang. I guess I'm not having a mid life crisis, I'm just cool or something idk.

Realizing I trained my cats to randomly start hollering for me from the other room bc randomly when it's been a minute since I've seen them... I holler for them, from the other room.
So...
That's on me.

How do you untrain cats?

It's spooky season until the sun comes back.

I grew up in a small town and people say things like "I just want to move to a small town..." probably not, actually. Last week you got upset bc your grocery cashier didn't know what a labubu is.. small towns don't even have grocery stores, you won't make it.

Fr, why it the parking app verifying that I'm human before I PAY a ticket? Let robots PAY my tickets. It's okay if thats what they want to do. Shit.

I accidentally clicked a temu ad yesterday. I def should be ordering some of this 100% off stuff. No way it's fake.

It's not a thing. I have approximately 500 people I call cousin, but only aunts and uncles are called aunt/uncle.
But it's also NOT THAT HARD OR WEIRD TO UNDERSTAND. In fact, many times I say aunt/uncle when referring to a family friend to a stranger. It's a summary of our relationship.

I don't wear/need glasses and when I had a black cat... the number of times I realized I was slow blinking at a sweater, smiling fondly at my hoodie... this is normal black cat owner behavior.

I'm not paying my taxes next year. Hell. I might not bother with health insurance. I'll just run up my bills until I owe enough to negotiate a discount.. that's how it works right?
What if we all don't pay taxes. What if we ALL go into horrible debt buying property and businesses we can't afford?

Having AI do your job.. is just training AI to take your job. But, hey, I'm sure they'll need janitors at the data processor. Millions and millions of janitors.

He got us confused with the super rich again. Silly boy.

Dear ASMR,
I think whispering sounds creepy. Please do not target me with whispers.
Thank you,
Lucy.

That's what the bunker expansion is for.