@danclien.bsky.social
Shaving digital yaks for fun. Functional programming, distributed systems, infrastructure (he/him)
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11.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Some of y'all know @peruvianidol.com from #designsystems stuff. Mike's doing a 24-hour stream raising money a children's hospital. He's ~$1500 away from his goal. It'd be cool if you could help out and pitch in a few bucks.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
05.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 5544 🔁 829 💬 21 📌 348I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
01.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 7682 🔁 766 💬 204 📌 70
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Please understand that although I probably would like THING you have recommended for me, I can only start a new THING when the committee of brain goblins approve it. I am not on the committee, I do not get a vote
16.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 343 🔁 165 💬 2 📌 6Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!
Boss: I have an idea
My kids suggested I could be the doctor for Halloween 😵
12.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
11.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 17940 🔁 2489 💬 272 📌 95
a very pretty pink sunset
sky says trans rights
09.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 355 🔁 33 💬 4 📌 2When parakeets cosplay
09.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1076 🔁 422 💬 14 📌 31Still hoping my OS will drop the threads using 100% CPU on random useless things 🙃
08.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The threads are just sleeping. Sometimes indefinitely until one random day it wakes up ands uses 100% CPU. 😂
08.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
07.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 11100 🔁 2875 💬 85 📌 126Organising gets the goods.
Now here's hoping they reinstate the employees they fired for protesting their original wrong-headed decision.
I said for years that the only way to permanently reduce migration to the United States was to destroy the vision that the world had of this country as the land of opportunity.
That wasn't a goddam suggestion!
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
25.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 6634 🔁 2487 💬 83 📌 439
Screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail titled "ADHD Leads to Doom Piles"
I feel attacked
24.09.2025 23:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I post on a niche microblogging site everyday :/
23.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 608 🔁 43 💬 16 📌 4Brain still feels broken post-COVID 😵💫
23.09.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two pills, red pill that says "AI is the future" and the blue pill says "AI is going to kill us all". The words Tech Bros in the middle panel, and then Morpheus saying "Did you just take both pills??"
22.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people
21.09.2025 16:00 — 👍 3401 🔁 911 💬 6 📌 25If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.
16.09.2025 19:22 — 👍 8632 🔁 2127 💬 83 📌 57Weird, iPadOS 26 has killed 3D game performance on my M1 iPad Air (What the Car?).
May be worth holding off upgrading for a bit.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
15.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Day 8: Almost testing negative 🙃 Having weird headache/brain zap/nausea symptoms. Just being on my phone is overstimulating while also being bored out of my mind so 🤷♂️
09.09.2025 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought I didn't like Metroidvania games. I might be a bit traumatized by endlessly getting lost in Metroid on the NES as a kid.
Giving Hollow Knight a shot, and it's been surprisingly fun.
iPad Mini with a controller attached to it
Day 5 of COVID: Bought a controller for my iPad Mini so I have something to do in bed. 😵💫
06.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0being trans is not a negative outcome and neither is being autistic
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