Andrew Hahn

I have incredible friends in Richmond, but they’re not writers. And it’s not the same brand of crazy as writers. And that crazy to me is like a bug to a zapper 😍

My monthly writing workshop is what’s keeping me going this year.

Pre-order!! 😍😍

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Writing poems again.
Send help.
Send anything.

Noooo, don’t make me fire Jaynie 🥺

Things I taught my therapist yesterday:
• Party drugs
• Circuit parties
• Gay cruises
• Guided ketamine trips
• Open relationship dynamics
• describing spiritual shit as “woo woo”

A friend said she didn’t understand my outfit and I said you don’t need to understand art to be moved by it

Reading my first Murakami in over 15 years and I…

like it a lot.

Fuck Independence Day. The Caesar salad was created 101 years ago today.

Dating a Capricorn man looks like this:

- Hey babe. Picked up dinner. Thought you could use a break.

Cap: 👍🏼

- Call me later. Have a good day!

Cap: Will do.

- I made dinner reservations at 6:30. Movie at 8, then meeting the boys at 10:30 at Babes.

Cap: My little planner!! 😍😍😍

“Normality is the creepiest madness there is.”

The Sluts by Dennis Cooper (there are many unreliable narrators!)

Also his novel Guide

My mom passed 5 years ago today.

Two years afterward, I felt her presence so deeply almost like she was nagging me. I could barely function, so I went to a medium to see what was going on with her. She said, “Your mother is worried about you. She also wants to know if the cat is okay.” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😏😇

My notes app is full of secrets*

*poems

I hope none of my friends ever ask me what they need to work on in therapy.

Dating men is like hiring someone who used ChatGPT to write their resume.

You totally got this!!

Tree Song – Single, by Andrew Hahn track by Andrew Hahn

I wrote a song 🖤

andrewhahn.bandcamp.com/track/tree-s...

Every man I date somehow has a RECKONING and stops just shy of an emotional breakdown.

So, you’ve been warned.

It is amazing how men won’t learn anything no matter how long they’re alive.

I’ve had the worst week I’ve had in a long time, but I did something with it. 🎶🌲

I only ever had girl friends, so I have a strong female-friendship-leaning tendencies, and it’s never more clear than when I hang out with straight guys, which I did the other week and I felt like I was in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. Like, what are you doing, diva? Why are you shouting?

My brother sent me a song and said “the vibes are immaculate,” and it’s literally Kesha shouting “I just got a brand new car. Hose me down at the trailer park.”

I have been diagnosed.

One thing about me is I’m writing a song about you.

The way I need an alien encounter rn is unreal

But soon I will be a menace to society 😏

I feel very lucky for friends who called me immediately, invited me to their houses tonight so I didn’t have to be alone, and included me in their weekend plans. Who reminded me of how important I am to them and what I’m capable of.