Look weβre not trying to minimize the crimes of real-life villains by comparing them to fictional characters but alsoβ¦ I cannot be the only one thinking of her right now
27.01.2026 01:36 β π 52 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0@wing2j.bsky.social
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Look weβre not trying to minimize the crimes of real-life villains by comparing them to fictional characters but alsoβ¦ I cannot be the only one thinking of her right now
27.01.2026 01:36 β π 52 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Me getting up and out and into the office this morning:
27.01.2026 12:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love Captain Holly Hunter because my wife (also a wee tiny person) would sit in the big chair the exact same way. It tickles me every time.
26.01.2026 21:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I shoveled 9" of snow yesterday and it was fine. The 2" of snow + 2" of ice on top that I just finished?
My body is broken.
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
26.01.2026 01:40 β π 1226 π 268 π¬ 21 π 8Just called my dog Dingus McGillicuddy Esquire Dot Com.
Felt right at the time.
Pats fan holding a sign that says βthe good old days are backβ ew
All due respect lady you go to hell
25.01.2026 23:15 β π 2039 π 140 π¬ 62 π 32"Fellas, is it gay to love thy neighbor as thyself?"
26.01.2026 00:58 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Darren Daulton
Catcher
Debut: 1983 - Retired: 1997
PHI - FLA
[action news theme playing loudly]
25.01.2026 23:17 β π 136 π 25 π¬ 6 π 1Listen guys, I can think that Dave Matthews is a fucking cool ass dude who uses his fame and influence for good things AND think that his music is generally insufferable at the same time.
My brain can process more than a single thought at once.
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
25.01.2026 17:18 β π 8652 π 1285 π¬ 202 π 404Including the Eagles, sadly.
25.01.2026 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The more playoff football I watch, the angrier I get.
If the Eagles had a basic replacement level OC to go with the offensive skill position players? And paired with that defense?
Fuck, man.
The boss started simmering a hambone for soup at like 10 this morning.
25.01.2026 18:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Round 1 of snow shoveling compete. I am going to need several hours of recovery and warm cider (+bourbon) before I try that again. I feel like I'm 100 years old.
25.01.2026 18:26 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0The senseless murder of Alex Pretti is finally showing everyday folks that the Trump regime is beyond any redemption. And in an anti-religious age, it's sparked a quest for a new American morality
It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil
My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...
I will be disappointed if Sean Bean doesnβt call every bird he sees βyerβbastardβ
25.01.2026 11:22 β π 279 π 37 π¬ 22 π 3Iβd rather have open borders than this. If youβre here, youβre here. Pay your taxes, donβt hurt anyone, and welcome to the neighborhood.
25.01.2026 03:16 β π 951 π 222 π¬ 6 π 2It's so confusing, isn't it? So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly. The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.
25.01.2026 00:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm almost to Nemik's speech, and I'm positively vibrating.
25.01.2026 00:32 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Bill Kristol to the left of most Democrats in Congress.
Incredible.
Gives giants a bad name
24.01.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't wait for someone to primary this clown.
24.01.2026 23:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fred Rogers would, after careful consideration and with empathy in his voice, say βFuck ICEβ without blinking on the consonants.
24.01.2026 22:15 β π 66 π 10 π¬ 3 π 0Rage crying is totally healthy.
At least, that's what I keep trying to tell my therapist. She's been noncommittal either way.
Real talk? I'm not GLAD that both my parents are dead, but I'm grateful that I don't have to be actively disappointed and cut off all contact with them because their Fox News poisoned brains would 100% be on the wrong side of...all this.
24.01.2026 22:41 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hope that 1 is Sinners. It's truly special.
24.01.2026 22:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Our country was founded on protesting unjust laws.
24.01.2026 21:31 β π 53 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0