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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Look we’re not trying to minimize the crimes of real-life villains by comparing them to fictional characters but also… I cannot be the only one thinking of her right now

27.01.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson says why do you mock me oh lord ! Alt: homer simpson says why do you mock me oh lord !
27.01.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming Alt: a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming

Me getting up and out and into the office this morning:

27.01.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Captain Holly Hunter because my wife (also a wee tiny person) would sit in the big chair the exact same way. It tickles me every time.

26.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shoveled 9" of snow yesterday and it was fine. The 2" of snow + 2" of ice on top that I just finished?

My body is broken.

26.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"

26.01.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1226    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8

Just called my dog Dingus McGillicuddy Esquire Dot Com.

Felt right at the time.

26.01.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pats fan holding a sign that says β€œthe good old days are back” ew

Pats fan holding a sign that says β€œthe good old days are back” ew

All due respect lady you go to hell

25.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2039    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 32

"Fellas, is it gay to love thy neighbor as thyself?"

26.01.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Darren Daulton at baseball-reference.com Career stats of Darren Daulton

Darren Daulton
Catcher
Debut: 1983 - Retired: 1997
PHI - FLA

26.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

[action news theme playing loudly]

25.01.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Listen guys, I can think that Dave Matthews is a fucking cool ass dude who uses his fame and influence for good things AND think that his music is generally insufferable at the same time.

My brain can process more than a single thought at once.

25.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

25.01.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8652    πŸ” 1285    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 404

Including the Eagles, sadly.

25.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The more playoff football I watch, the angrier I get.

If the Eagles had a basic replacement level OC to go with the offensive skill position players? And paired with that defense?

Fuck, man.

25.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

The boss started simmering a hambone for soup at like 10 this morning.

25.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Round 1 of snow shoveling compete. I am going to need several hours of recovery and warm cider (+bourbon) before I try that again. I feel like I'm 100 years old.

25.01.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex Pretti’s ICE murder is beyond politics. This is about good vs. evil | Will Bunch Trump's inhumane immigration raids and two ICE murders has triggered an American yearning for a return to morality.

The senseless murder of Alex Pretti is finally showing everyday folks that the Trump regime is beyond any redemption. And in an anti-religious age, it's sparked a quest for a new American morality

It's beyond politics now. This is about good vs. evil

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/minn...

25.01.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 30

I will be disappointed if Sean Bean doesn’t call every bird he sees β€œyer’bastard”

25.01.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

I’d rather have open borders than this. If you’re here, you’re here. Pay your taxes, don’t hurt anyone, and welcome to the neighborhood.

25.01.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 951    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

It's so confusing, isn't it? So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly. The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident.

25.01.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm almost to Nemik's speech, and I'm positively vibrating.

25.01.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Kristol to the left of most Democrats in Congress.

Incredible.

24.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Gives giants a bad name

24.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for someone to primary this clown.

24.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fred Rogers would, after careful consideration and with empathy in his voice, say β€œFuck ICE” without blinking on the consonants.

24.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Rage crying is totally healthy.

At least, that's what I keep trying to tell my therapist. She's been noncommittal either way.

24.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real talk? I'm not GLAD that both my parents are dead, but I'm grateful that I don't have to be actively disappointed and cut off all contact with them because their Fox News poisoned brains would 100% be on the wrong side of...all this.

24.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that 1 is Sinners. It's truly special.

24.01.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our country was founded on protesting unjust laws.

24.01.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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