Bring back Top Gear but give them bus passes and Oyster cards and only allow them to use public transport.

First time for everything - GB News being colour blind!

Sorry but all spiders are scary and before anyone comments, I know I'm a wuss!

I'm drawn to the line spoken by Captain Bertorilli in Allo, Allo when asked about his medals;
"The first row is for service in Abyssinia, the second row for service in North Africa and the third for servicing Fiats"

If you have no objections I'm adding that to my list of dad jokes.

I believe this was a policy introduced by Carlos Tavares because he didn't want to offer deals/discount.

Stellantis has made the same mistake the British car industry did in the 70's

Too many sub brands all competing with each other.

Also, considering most people nowadays lease cars, Stellantis vehicles seem to have much higher monthlies for higher mileage (business) leases.

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Exactly. Who's commissioning/bankrolling all these polls that are favouring Reform?

The best way to measure what Reforms cycling policy would look like is to ask one question - can they make money for themselves out of it.

No grift = no cycling policy. Simple.

Shouldn't be a problem, his bestest buddy who he used to play with hung himself.

Would never have happened in Jon Pertwee's day.

I hope the cyclist is not too badly injured and is able to make a full recovery.

However, are we to assume from the journalist that it was a self driving Hyundai? I didn't think these were legal in the UK.

Billionaires claim that a wealth tax is unjust but many admit to indulging regularly by buying 3rd homes, expensive cars and yachts.

Any chance you could get Andrew Mountbatten Windsor on Full Disclosure? Could be quite interesting.

I can excuse Armstrong for cheating - it was all too common at the time. However, he should not be forgiven for his merciless attacks on those who called him out for it and told the truth and the careers he destroyed trying to cover up his cheating.

I assume the migrant hotel protesters will all be gathering outside Sandringham soon demanding we protect our women and girls. Sorry just realised, he's white.

One to choose the colour of the crayon and the other to remove it after they stuck it up their nose.

I would be fine - I would be too scared to go in to the creepy derelict house in the first place.

I await the far right protesters gathering around Sandringham demanding the protection of our women and girls.

Nothing to do with deportations. It's all about removing OUR rights, the right to oppose an authoritarian government. Look to America and the Mango Mussolini to see his vision of the UK.

Reading that I think the author may have read too much Barbara Cartland or Jilly Cooper. "Tufts of chest hair - open shirts - lisps" sounds like they may have a bit of a crush!

They seem quite astute to be honest.

The BBC is the right wing media now. Johnson and Co made sure of that.

I appreciate she isn't the sharpest tool in the box but is she not aware that bit wasn't supposed to be said out loud?

All of them are well past their "sell by dates".
They are all completely out of touch with the real world.
An absolute disgrace, the amount of money spent on the last coronation at a time when people were still suffering the effects of austerity.

I'm no supporter of Meloni purely for her politics but I really feel sorry for her there. He should be made to keep at least 10m away from any woman.

Goes to show what happens when you welcome with open arms those that even the Tories rejected.

Please don't forget that this so called "news paper" fully supported Hitlers rhetoric before the war. Even today they continue to pump out right wing propaganda.

If it starts talking about range, specs and prices you could find yourself out of a job mate!