Googy Ham

I love you Keir Starmer, I am the only Starmerist I believe in reformism but only with Keir Starmer at the helm

you may have no viable electoral base but you will always have me :))

sounds fake

Just found out my partner of 42 years doesn’t watch anime. Welp… back in the dating pool…

And THIS is why I don't recommend eating cereal without a napkin...

I'm nostalgic for back when this video came out

But the thing I like is "falling for rage bait"

the main thing this website is missing is a kickass robot that thinks it's hitler

many such cases

As a child, you idolise Link
As an adult, you realise the wisdom of Harkinian, peace, and dinner, really are what all true warriors strive for

Me first person only, me not know third person. Me and Lexi, only two person here, who third person. Me not know.

so cool..

they should invent a third category of meat to go with red and white meat, maybe blue meat to celebrate the French revolution

I wonder if that's what tuna is already, important question

A flat earth map, showing Antarctica as being a secret wall of ice surrounding the known world. Beyond it lie various islands. The symbol of the UN has been superimposed onto the centre, vaguely implying some kind of global conspiracy to hide the flat earth.

can't wait to show you all my ice wall hot takes before wokeness takes away my line of astral connection to the Akashic records

[Q]
Are you cruel or kind?
♥

[A]
I'm kind.
:)

[2008]

and adult men who some would call "Nintendo Adults." I am one of those Nintendo adults, and I do not appreciate being depicted as a soyjack who simply enjoys the wonder and beauty of Nintendo intellectual property. I can't believe that someone who has dedicated himself so such fandoms as Bluey 2/?

the real movement left the building a long time ago, all we have left is just two progressive Keynesians and a Russian nationalist in a trenchcoat now

every day I am torn between a childlike love for the world and everything and everybody in it and a paralytic despair at the horrid state of the world as it really is

one of the two has to win, or not? maybe they turn into a cooler middle thing, something to do with dialectics I guess

fun fact: unlike most enjoyers of "posts" I don't get my jokes from petit-bourgeois artisanal comedy mines, I astrally project to the Domain of Pure Wisdom where I retrieve only the most slightly-above-mediocre of jokes from the Akashic records.

met Thoth there he's not as nice as they say he is

wonder what life is like for people who are like really really into star wars, probably pretty space-age I bet. wonder if they'll get replaced by AI too

god I wish I was quirky, it must be so cool to be a little weird, a bit "out there", an unashamed eccentric

A white ceramic bust on a desk, labelled "Phrenology of I.N. Fowler". The head is marked with various words that indicate the meaning of cranial ridges in phrenology.

going to start posting again - got my skull checked at the phrenologist's office and they said it was my calling in life

BREAKING NEW FROM POP TREND

i fucked up I meant to write *by* Mel Brooks oh man oh god they're going to take my posting license away

you couldn't make blazing saddles today because someone would probably say "hey they already did that, that was a movie they already made before called blazing saddles my Mel Brooks" and then everyone would be angry at you

just told my 10yo daughter about #popefrancis. she had tears in her eyes. and then she did the wakanda pose and said "#popekanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that i can celebrate.

this is true Somali capture of Ogaden and Jubaland will be achieved within 10 years using the spirit of authentic Barre power

turns out the consent to governance by the whole public body and the rule of law were made up the whole time and the bourgeois state and its prisons, armies and taxes all exist to defend the right to private property and the right to purchase labour-power, oops

vote really hard maybe that fixes it?

the history of all hitherto existing society really was the history of struggle between good and bad people the whole time

moralism is such a terrible waste of a healthy anger at the horrors of the world