Ipswich Sweetman.

You spend many, many millions making a tv programme, then you make the audio a total fucking mess of sound over speech. Then, you put white subtitles on a white fucking background!!! Fuck all the way off!!!

Madonna true blue.

My awesome son is in the Brighten the corners line up! @btcipswich.bsky.social So proud!

Apparently it's way better if you're not expecting it so you don't brace for impact. There was an off duty police officer when my boy got hit. Told me she was amazed he walked away. Brought round a big tin of sweets for him next day.

My son got hit by a van, smashed in the whole front. He ended up with a graze on his elbow. My next son, then 5 said "it's ok if you get hit by a car, you bounce the first time "

Now that's a special birthday present for you admin! Can they get one for every year?

About time!

Make the apprentice more fun by saying the word "tits" every time someone says "lord Sugar"

I dropped part of a cheese sandwich in mine during lunch yesterday. It worked.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Just read the words "amassed a small following " and now my brain hurts.

Happy superb owl Sunday

These two prove they're also taking some of the worst jobs. Imagine being married to their husbands!

Just got my latest OU assignment back and I think I might actually be quite good at this learning stuff!!!

"SMelania" isn't very appealing.

Years ago I won some googly eyes in a quiz at work. I put them to good use.

Out of context #Traitors!

Have watched it more times than I'd like to think. I'm convinced it's so bad it's good. Could be it's so bad it's bordering in genius.

Hearts of Fire (1987) ⭐ 4.4 | Drama, Music, Romance 1h 35m | R

Ok. So you've seen "a complete unknown " but have you ever seen "hearts of fire"? www.imdb.com/title/tt0093... proof that even Bob Dylan doesn't have a clue who Bob Dylan really is.

Liking this a lot. Get something tomorrow and it's looking really good. #itfc #Ipswich

I'm in the 5th year of an OU criminology degree and i own no red string! How am I supposed to understand interconnections? I have massive imposter syndrome.

Beautiful suffolk sky. Scores not bad either #itfc

So cold even my teenage son might wear a coat!

the feet are key, those concrete terraces are sooo freezing.

Might make fitting through the turnstile tricky.

Trying to work out how many layers I'll need at Portman Road today. How feasible would it be to wear all my clothes?

They were fun. So much needed at the time. And they had something to say. Their gigs were pure joy.

Farage and Musk fighting over Musk's support for "Tommy Robinson", this is just one step in the "I'm Trump's best friend and I can rule the world" battle. Fetch me the popcorn 🍿

Happy new year from ipswich!