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Pastor Jennifer

@jengarrison.bsky.social

Kindness. Jesus. Revolution. Do not obey in advance.

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The fashion here is IMPECCABLE, as expected. Flowy rainbow garments? ✅ Vests of all stripes? ✅ A lot of linen? ✅ Graphic tees with progressive messages to show to…other people wearing graphic tees with progressive messages? ✅ #UCCSynod

11.07.2025 17:04 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Bwahahah when I was baby confirmand I made my fellow confirmands hate that song so much

09.07.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Came for the irony stayed for the bangers! Thanks for bringing synod to us homebodies again…

09.07.2025 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Five things to remember about war:

22.06.2025 04:28 — 👍 8377    🔁 3740    💬 147    📌 300

So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

06.06.2025 03:33 — 👍 10703    🔁 3286    💬 241    📌 204

Potatoes in the CWS is food the way the Lord intended

06.06.2025 04:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glen Weldon was so mad at me in my dream last night because I wanted him to wear the Big Bird again in our muppets reenactment. (Apparently I had previously offended him with this request. He was very testy about that part).

23.05.2025 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. That scene where the gmen take over the house was legit - and it turns out presciently - terrifying

23.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤢

23.05.2025 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just didn’t think our authoritarianism era would be so…tacky.

23.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an otter angel in the style of a medieval illuminated manuscript

an otter angel in the style of a medieval illuminated manuscript

16.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 112    🔁 30    💬 6    📌 2
Andry José Hernández Romero, putting a client’s hair in rollers, now in a jail for terrorists where not only is he held in complete isolation, but where no one will confirm if he’s alive.

Andry José Hernández Romero, putting a client’s hair in rollers, now in a jail for terrorists where not only is he held in complete isolation, but where no one will confirm if he’s alive.

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 63 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

17.05.2025 01:03 — 👍 11644    🔁 3620    💬 193    📌 150

If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.

05.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 28203    🔁 6942    💬 908    📌 388
Understatement from the Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) in Doctor Who: Lux.

Understatement from the Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) in Doctor Who: Lux.

22.04.2025 00:46 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Co-sign every word of this

04.05.2025 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks this is a great recap and analysis

04.05.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are AMAZING

04.05.2025 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm: Just spoke to him, and Barber and two others were, in fact, arrested.

Story coming.

28.04.2025 19:20 — 👍 2204    🔁 1015    💬 74    📌 59

Seeing a lot of "RFK IS Wrong About Autism" headlines. Well, duh.

Strike the word "austism" and replace it with "everything" and it saves time.

22.04.2025 17:20 — 👍 17982    🔁 2867    💬 406    📌 91
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Art.

21.04.2025 21:50 — 👍 36511    🔁 4665    💬 140    📌 56

::giggles in clergy::

01.04.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Three Flags (Inverted)
Jasper Johns, 1958
MoMA

02.03.2025 13:39 — 👍 341    🔁 50    💬 2    📌 3

We are all John lithgow

03.03.2025 03:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember this: Tyranny cannot prevail over people who refuse to succumb to it.

02.03.2025 19:01 — 👍 25278    🔁 5746    💬 523    📌 258

Tradition is imperative

03.03.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.

02.03.2025 20:28 — 👍 47473    🔁 10407    💬 1150    📌 328

Wait you’re not watching the Oscars?

03.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When she came out with Oprah my wife said “they are BOTH in drag tonight”

03.03.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
dog with coffee in burning house meme, but the line is “they can’t do this. it’s illegal”

dog with coffee in burning house meme, but the line is “they can’t do this. it’s illegal”

this cannot become the vibe right now

03.02.2025 17:16 — 👍 818    🔁 107    💬 2    📌 7

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