Ali Davis

when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.

When I first started reading about crypto a few years ago (Cannot recommend Number Go Up by @zekefaux.bsky.social highly enough), I would sometimes wonder why the people at the top were so reckless about possibly destabilizing real currencies.

Turns out of course they were. Feature, not a bug.

Whew, what a day! Time to take a big drink of soda and check my Bitcoin account.

Yeah, that.

Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

That is important both for artistry and the composition of perfect bites. Well done, chef.

I am SO annoyed that someone ratted.

Uh-oh. It looks like a lot of Bitcoin holders have suddenly noticed that it's a Ponzi scheme for money laundering.

It seems Epstein in additional to his recreational child predation had a side gig of getting blackmailable images of rich and powerful men in so he could give them to Putin.

Donal Trump, Jeffrey's bestie, slavishly does whatever Putin wants.

I wish I could figure out if there was a connection.

This is a teenager's post, hoping for someone to ask what's wrong so they can post "Nothing... sigh" and then get MORE people to ask what's wrong and tell them that they are great, just so, so great and so cute.

The thing is, I know so many men who have NOT been mentioned 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

It feels like maybe it is pretty easy to not be associated with a known child predator thousands of times.

The French are going after Musk. We should maybe look more to French examples of how you handle obscenely rich people.

Huh. I wonder where Bezos could have found $75 million to avoid layoffs.

I love this guy, very calming using historical analogy reading his city council for filth.

So, minor correction to past observations of mine: These regressive pigs were funded/directed by Putin AND Epstein.

Apologies for the omission.

Oh thank GOD someone found the original!!!!!! I couldn't find it because I misremembered the animal!!!! Shout-out to @/floozyesq, wherever you are

🎶She wears short skirts

🎶I raise lemurs

🎶She's cheer captain and

🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS

I thought about it, and then I was getting all tangled up in Va te fair foutre, but in a good way, France so I just let it go.

Fuck yeah, France.

If I were a Republican in congress right now I’d be pulling a reverse Fetterman just flop sweating while googling “pride flag tie ok to wear if straight”

Going to see that Anne Frank exhibit got me messed up.

I know things are bad now.
I know things were horrific then.

The confluence of these truths, to truly hold them at the same time is some heavy, painful work.

AND I’m watching “The Plot Against America.”

WE CANNOT LET THEM BUILD THESE CAMPS.

I went to a camel festival in the Gobi Desert this morning, a celebration of nomadic life, and it was absolutely amazing

The United States government's official position seems to be that Trump was just doing an incredibly good impression of being a child predator while being constantly adjacent to child predators and also making wink-wink jokes about preying on young girls, but in a totally upright and innocent way.

@heatherhogan.bsky.social Hello!

Sooooo... what would it take to get a lidar survey of oh, I don't know, a golf course or something.

As someone from a rural area where a cardiologist comes through maybe once a week: Fuck this motherfucker for his next 15 lifetimes.

I don't have anything clever to say. Just FUCK him. No population deserves an AI doctor who cannot listen in a meaningful way and has a 40% error rate.

Someone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog...

Me: Is clairvoyant, yes

Sooooo... what would it take to get a lidar survey of oh, I don't know, a golf course or something.

HEY, I'VE GOT A RENT FUND THAT WILL GET TO PEOPLE WHO NEED TO PAY THEIR RENT WITH AS FEW DELAYS AS POSSIBLE!

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