Tequila Redbull

I’m back hoes

Hello is this thing on

Thank you for writing it :)

Thank god for that one

It’s Friday 🙂‍↕️

Post notifs now here which means we’re one more feature away from this being a viable app!

Good morning to the gay boys in my phone

I fear I’m all balls babes

Who up Fourthing their July

I know it’s not kosher to do this on here but you’re not my mama but IF YOU WOUKD LIKE TO SEND ME SOMETHING my @ is the same over there

I would say “send nudes to celebrate” but for some UNGODLY reason you still can’t DM them on this dumbass app

Big wins over here 🙂‍↕️

Yippeeee ☺️

Yes you are

Yall can thank my internet husband for telling me to post this ☺️

Right before I got chased out by the rain 😭

They got me good

Jesus Christ

This shit “👉🏻👈🏻” is so fun type like yes I’m emotionally kicking my feet giggling while in reality I look like this on the other side of the phone

Do yall like my pride outfit from last weekend

Won my gay kickball league tournament again if you were wondering

I got big hands

One thing they didn’t tell me when I stopped drinking is that in a few months I’m gonna be waking up at 6:30am on a Saturday regularly, having some tea, reading, then going outside to verbally and individually say hello to the animals in my backyard that I’ve all given names too

Certainly not I

Who are you talking to?

The hottest

I’ve been told that’s true

🫶🏼 just finished it and very much enjoyed

Amazon

Struggle bus over here