All day every day Steve Day 🇺🇲

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Mine were bilingual. My grandfather loved America so much he used to play John Philip Sousa's patriotic marches for us on his mandolin.

If nobody told me they were national guard I would have just assumed they were cosplay wannabes.

I like how you picked out the horns with a darker color for some contrast.

My brain just automatically filled in Sophie telling him he can't say that.

How do I paint that 5 o'clock shadow look?

Not that anyone that needs to is listening.

Maybe he thinks Pope is his first name.

Just about everyone has watched a loved one suffer with dementia and knows what it looks like. There's no way they didn't know. This was always about retribution, no matter the cost.

This

I'm sure it's hard to absorb all the negativity, but your success and exposure probably drives these guys crazy.

Surely this is a sign of your success.

They never cared about pedophiles or their victims. They care about hanging the label on their political enemies, in order to delegitimize the progressive platform. They're going to ignore it, make excuses, and deny what they see for the rest of their lives.

Wait can you show us one with your markups on it?

And without notice...

It's completely believable that the Rapture happened but took so few people that none of us noticed. This logic also explains why Santa can visit the entire Nice List in one night.

I don't see any reason why we can't have free universal healthcare AND the military industrial complex.

I read it about seven times before it sunk in. I was sitting here like "Mission like a mormon mission?"

Same.

No but I burped yesterday while eating a peanut butter sandwich, and the onions I had earlier mixed into the flavor and I kinda liked it.

And how would you know that!? 😝

It is soft and smooth, though.

Sounds like one of those "happiness is a choice" assholes.

Are we surprised? They're a pack of scavengers.

I was terrified that "drugs" were going to get me. Like drug dealers were jumping out from behind the bushes to inject crack directly into my eyeballs.

As terrified as I am by the knowledge that this is definitely going to happen, I still have to acknowledge the absolute banger of a pun this is. Well done, Z, well done.

I worked at Blockbuster during the end times, we used to microwave popcorn on Friday and Saturday night so that people would smell it and buy some. The funny part was the amount of people asking if we were pumping popcorn smell through the vents, as we were chomping on popcorn behind the register.

I'm never not saying "woke mobes."

Whatever doesn't kill you may very well leave you with a permanent disability or emotional trauma.