…gooning…

I’m not a lyricist but be sure & mix in a Cheryl Hines reference

He is who he is, but I will say Cheryl Hines apparently has very low standards.

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` here we go '' while looking at something . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` here we go '' while looking at something .

Oh here we go. “cOrPoRaTe dEmOcrAts”. Aka not fascists.

She was awful 6 years ago and Maine didn’t get it done then. Why do we think they’ll vote her out now?

Playing the San Antonio Rodeo this month.

This fool will do anything you tell him to if you say you like him.

OK, since enough of you asked me, let’s do it this: Just send me a self addressed stamped envelope to
270 Bellevue Ave
Box 177
Newport RI 02840
And I’ll send you a signed book plate!

Ugh the mid-20’s version of the Saints

Very unlikely Talarico said anything like this. Roughly 0% chance.

Yeah and no

I blame a very simple, childish electorate. This country’s avatar is a juvenile delinquent.

Brother calls Ilhan Omar suspect ‘right-wing extremist,’ has hated Somalis for years Exclusive: ‘In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t,’ Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother told The Independent

NEW from @justinrohrlich.bsky.social:

“I’m not surprised this happened,” Ilhan Omar attacker Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother said. “Not at all. Unfortunately, he and my mother are both right-wing extremists.”

"In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t," he added.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Turn them around at the immigration booth.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Michael Che on SNL: "I get that I.C.E. Agents are people, allegedly. And they have a job to do. But at some point, while you're pepper spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, do you ever stop and ask yourself, are we dicks?"

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.

wapo.st/49Zqv1L

Well that DEFINITELY needs to happen in 11 months.

TW ⚠️

The stabilized version is brutal.

A doctor who witnessed the shooting submits a sworn declaration in federal litigation to halt ICE surge in MN:

"I did not see him attack the agents or brandish a weapon of any kind."

and

"The victim had at least three bullet wounds in his back."

Read storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I’d like to see an enterprising reporter visit places like Dearborn & ask if this is what they voted for.

try again

Harry, glad you stopped Fanone from thrashing that little man.

no

Bluesky is full of purity test enthusiasts

bsky.app/profile/kevi...

You are referring to the Tejanos sir. They were trending MAGA recently.

There is a lot of uncalled walks in the NBA but this is not one.

And the adult diapers