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Is this a safe space to complain about job hunting without hearing advice about job hunting? Bc I wanna do that, & donโ€™t need or want anymore advice - leads welcome though!

Seeking: Healthcare admin/back of house/admin support - full time, twin cities, remote/hybrid/in office WHATEVER

12.09.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s 2025 and wild to me the number of ppl who will call a place and DEMAND things?? A) no, bc who r u?? B) no, bc I literally canโ€™t, your demand cannot be met by me?! C) does this ever work for you?!?

06.09.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay wow donโ€™t want to know anything about who this woman is as a human bc itโ€™d probably ruin the iconic visuals but GODDAMN - you donโ€™t tell her no.

04.09.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dream: cursed wave pool in Australia being controlled by witchy outcast turned loner turned DJ. tale as old as time.

18.08.2025 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two hours out from Bozeman for the night en route to Glacier and Iโ€™m assuming whatever gay joke there is about Town Pump gas stations has been throughly ran through already, ay?

03.08.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 80 year old coworker is once again telling me about her tiny dogโ€™s diabetes & I canโ€™t pay attention bc I woke up wondering how many children have been named Thanos since them movies came outโ€ฆ T-3 days until VACATION ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

30.07.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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W for the day: POOL

L for the day: forgot vape in pocket before getting into ;โ€™(

24.07.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bfโ€™s cat is obsessed with me (& i am obsessed with him)

23.07.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just applied for a different job plz send good vibes plzzzz

22.07.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just texted my boss at my v part time job (6 hours a week) @ 7:30pm on a Monday asking about the vesting schedule for our 401k plan ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ˆ

22.07.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Climbing does weird shit to my brain bc yes I did spent 40 min working a problem, didnโ€™t finish it, moved on to try two HARDER problems (fell off nearly immediately), was on the cusp of crashing out but then did a beginner climb, said โ€œalright, today was a successโ€ to nobody, meant it & left happy

21.07.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need I need another cup? No. Did I *want* another cup? Yes.

Travel mugs like this always remind me of my grandpa ๐Ÿ’š

20.07.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Met up w folks @ Elko Speedway last night bc I was invited & (other than one rude/wildly grouchy young woman who swore @ me when I said โ€œโ€˜scuse meโ€ to her cowboy boot that was perched on the bleacher seat i wanted to sit at) it was such a different kinda fun!
Perf weather, variety, cute families!

20.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All Iโ€™ve wanted today was a goll dang hot dog

20.07.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This weekend I am taking care of (aka scooping litter boxes & topping off food dishes) my parentsโ€™ cats, my boyfriendโ€™s cat, AND *my* cat - I am not at all mad about this!!! This weekend, I am Queen of the Cats!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

17.07.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two yellow Protea Pincushion flowers in a brown bottle with eucalyptus sprigs on a table next to a framed picture of Dale from King of the Hill with a quote reading โ€œI sure hope they have cigarettes in Hell.โ€

Two yellow Protea Pincushion flowers in a brown bottle with eucalyptus sprigs on a table next to a framed picture of Dale from King of the Hill with a quote reading โ€œI sure hope they have cigarettes in Hell.โ€

Yellow Protes Pincushion flower head that broke off its stem resting in a shot glass filled with water; another plan in a black pot is in the background

Yellow Protes Pincushion flower head that broke off its stem resting in a shot glass filled with water; another plan in a black pot is in the background

Found a new flower to be obsessed with - Protea Pincushion ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฐ

17.07.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so sorry Taylor!! Rupert was and is an icon and legend โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜”

11.07.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Craving a McRib

04.07.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYYYYYY ILY!!!

04.07.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Cherpocalypse Day of Remembrance @stevenp.bsky.social ๐ŸŒˆ
where has the time gone!

29.06.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had a dream I was Liza Minnelliโ€™s assistant - itโ€™s official, Pride weekend has arrived.

28.06.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been actively enrolled & doing grad school work for a little over a year straight/no breaks, but iโ€™m taking the summer off and IT IS NEEDED.
I want to read for pleasure again, and garden, and LEAVE the twin cities.

27.06.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The prof for this 2 part final assignment was like โ€œUSE GRAPHS, LESS WORDS IS BETTERโ€ but all his feedback on my part 1 submission was โ€œMore words plzโ€ & I am SO READY for this class to be done

27.06.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My therapist said Iโ€™m doing well & oddlyโ€ฆ I believe her!

27.06.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MN friends who are attending the No Kings protest: thank you.

Stay safe, stay vigilant, be loud

14.06.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Appleโ€™s WWDC & I can tell you right now, as someone who does phone based work & frequently has a call queue - I will be giving ppl no more than 2 seconds to get back on the call with Hold Assistโ€ฆ

10.06.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t bought myself peonies in forever and forgot how much I fucking love themmmmm

10.06.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blue jays are such cunty drag kings

10.06.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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