look at my country man, weโre getting out-No Kingsโd by the fuckinโ british
19.02.2026 14:22 โ ๐ 21001 ๐ 4456 ๐ฌ 406 ๐ 130@absaif.com.bsky.social
แฐ Writer โข horror / sci fi / weird โฒ London author of ๐ค THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY
look at my country man, weโre getting out-No Kingsโd by the fuckinโ british
19.02.2026 14:22 โ ๐ 21001 ๐ 4456 ๐ฌ 406 ๐ 130They decided theyโd seen enough and donโt need to check my head for anything scary
18.02.2026 10:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Evidently just migraines and not uncommon for vision to get wacky before the actual headache hits. So far Iโm alive and able to see and the migraine has been lessened with appropriate medication so I guess!!!!
18.02.2026 10:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Migraines with aura. Theyโve given me pills. Common side effects: blurry vision, headaches
17.02.2026 21:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thanos meme from Avengers Endgame. โI used the stones to destroy the stones.โ
Theyโve given me dilating eye drops that cause vision impairment so they can better access my vision impairment
17.02.2026 18:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My vision in my left eye borked for twenty scary minutes and that then turned into a still-going headache โ now hour 4 in the ER and theyโre doing the whole shebang. CT scans, neurologists, ophthalmologists.
Itโs gonna be a looooong night. The human body was a mistake I long to be a jellyfish
Me every two pages: this is just like in Hades II
15.02.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm reading Circe by Madeline Miller after sitting on it for years and Iโm kicking myself. So so good
15.02.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My only contribution to the discourse is that I donโt like the word โwutheringโ it has an insidious mouthfeel
14.02.2026 20:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The nine circles of hell as described in Danteโs Inferno
Publishing is a journey!
The journey:
Iโm having so much fun writing manuscript 2 now that Iโm well into the second act, I almost forget to refresh my email six million times to see if thereโs any word on the fate of manuscript 1
14.02.2026 18:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Valentineโs Day to me and this steak and cheese footlong
14.02.2026 11:41 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
13.02.2026 03:12 โ ๐ 23109 ๐ 5781 ๐ฌ 159 ๐ 174When youโve been on BlueSky long enough, threads and instagram are unusable. The amount of ad slop to sift through is grotesque
13.02.2026 00:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We donโt talk enough how nice and quiet it is here without feeds clogged with ads every third post
13.02.2026 00:15 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
11.02.2026 19:56 โ ๐ 11890 ๐ 4113 ๐ฌ 84 ๐ 187Fond memories of me going all around Houston of all places on launch month to find a place that wasnโt sold out. I had a copy of Zelda Twilight Princess way before a Wii to play it!
11.02.2026 11:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A Nintendo Wii remote controller with the nunchuck attachment
As we careen towards the Wiiโs 20 year anniversary, this is still peak controller design.
The Switches try to replicate the magic but itโs more like holding a pumice stone than a magic wand
I have so much nostalgia for 2019 which if the 2020s werenโt such a shit show would have been a completely unremarkable year to yearn for
10.02.2026 21:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Classic blackbeard meme. Pirate writing with a quill by lamplight
1400 words today!
10.02.2026 14:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Even his post reads like AI ๐
09.02.2026 21:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One must imagine Sisyphus happy, pressing the โshow fewer Shortsโ button on YouTube day in and day out
09.02.2026 13:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The Leave vote won with a 2% lead. Rejoin opinion polls on YouGov have had a double digit lead consistently since 2022, longer than Starmerโs premiership. But heโd rather pander to the right on the matter.
08.02.2026 18:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can do easily. The majority TODAY support remain. But the Labour government wonโt even touch it because they donโt want to spook the Reform base. Pandering to the right wing makes you right wing, functionally speaking.
08.02.2026 18:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yes, and Mahmoodโs proposed immigration reforms are to the right of Theresa Mayโs Hostile Environment. If you think Mayโs actions at the Home Office were appalling then Iโm not sure how you can hand wave the current one
08.02.2026 18:16 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oof โ and I fell for it and typed an actual reply to them
08.02.2026 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Immigration and Asylum - Mahmood is to the right of Mayโs Home Office
LGBT rights - Labourโs cabinet abandoning trans rights, giving anti trans views legitimacy - contrast to Cameron and May supporting trans rights unequivocally
Brexit - the 2017/17 Gov backed remain, 2026 wonโt entertain rejoin
The current Labour Party is to the right of the Conservative government from 2016-2017 and every time I think about that I despair
First time they get in power in 14 years and they just make a hard right to this bullshit
No one loves making up a triad of new buzzwordy -isms more than Unnamed Government Source when asked for a sound bite
08.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A screenshot of a January 2026 calendar with 15 days highlighted in green to indicate the days I was writing
A screenshot of a February 2026 calendar with 3 days highlighted in green and 2 in yellow to indicate the days I was writing and outlining respectively
Iโve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel
And itโs working