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@himichaelhere.bsky.social

Digital art, D&D, live comedy, step-dad, husband, a bit tall, probably too old for all this nail varnish, likes pomelo, convivial as fuck out here. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Latest posts by himichaelhere.bsky.social on Bluesky

Blocking is the doing a poo of the soul

08.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE. BLUE. RANGER. IS. THE BEST. POWER. RANGER. SO. THERE.

06.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(For reals though, I am so parasocially happy for you right now. Well deserved and look forward to more critical assessments of questionable narrative choices, monster shipping, and gay sharks β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️)

03.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"EeEEeEeeuurrr, I was into Khan before she went mMaInsTreAMmmm"

03.11.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the potential redundancy all-hands call has been pushed back by an hour, time for some Beat Saber 🟦πŸŸ₯πŸ—‘οΈπŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ—‘οΈ

31.10.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For about four years of my adolescence now you mention it, but then I attended performing arts college and

29.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wedding video of my mother, who died before I turned one. One of my Dad's friends sent him a copy when I was maybe 15 - I'd only ever seen pictures before that, and never heard her voice.

It's not a bad association, it's just emotionally huge. Even typing the word "voice" just then I can feel it

29.10.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the games I've played on this list are excellent and all the ones I haven't I feel like a Bad Nerd for not having done so and nod and smile along when they come up in conversation using inferences I've made from memes β™₯️

29.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It also really hits the mark on having a conversation with me at a family barbecue

27.10.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That right arm angle is just one of those poses where even if I'd gotten it right I'd look at it and go "That is a weird stubby thumb arm that I've done wrong"

27.10.2025 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This horse situation reminded me that y'all made SAND. Man, that was a cool run of jpegs β™₯️

26.10.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outstanding. My creaking nerd heart is much warmed

25.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...I have two bread knives in my little British house, and I put one in the dishwasher when I run it.

Am I the weird one? Do I need to start mispronouncing "aluminium" and driving on the other side of the road? I'll do it if it means I can keep my bread knife clean.

22.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's that guy that violently detests wind chimes

20.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forget I aged roughly every six months, with smaller, less achey lapses in memory every week or two

20.10.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, I was just playing some Thornwatch stuff yesterday for fun.

We're so similar, let's basically just be best friends.

20.10.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, yeah, but like under that?

.."got FRAPS, tho"

17.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greenish-grey people don't need you to tell them how they feel.

17.10.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, as an Urbie owner, sure there's some negativity, but people cheer. I've had a LOT of expensive mechs, believe me. Nobody ever cheered.

...good, nice people. Not like, just awful people cheer. Lotta... lotta reasonable, well-adjusted people cheer my uh, cheer my Urbie.

17.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mega Starmie runs like a cartoon pie thief.

What's not to love?

17.10.2025 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am British. I have had pumpkin pie but once in my life. Though this has reminded me to make another one πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

13.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😱
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"Keenspot's GenAI Exclusivity Rebrand"

12.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such repose! Such stand! πŸ₯΅

10.10.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

05.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Valid names for streets, also valid streetnames.

01.09.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my stars, that's Chuck Tingle! β™₯️πŸ₯³

26.08.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Wikipedia screenshot discussing the end of the universe. It reads:

Title: Other possible fates of the universe

Body text: There are also some possible events, such as the Big Slurp, which would seriously harm the universe, although the universe as a whole would not be completely destroyed as a result.

Sub-title: Big Slurp

This theory posits that the universe currently exists in a false vacuum and that it could become a true vacuum at any moment.

In order to best understand the false vacuum collapse theory, one must first understand the Higgs field which permeates the universe. Much like an electromagnetic field, it varies in strength based upon its potential. A true vacuum exists so long as the universe exists in its lowest energy state, in which case the false vacuum theory is irrelevant. However, if the vacuum is not in its lowest energy state (a false vacuum), it could tunnel into a lower-energy state. This is called vacuum decay. This has the potential to fundamentally alter the universe: in some scenarios, even the various physical constants could have different values, severely affecting the foundations of matter, energy, and spacetime. It is also possible that all structures will be destroyed instantaneously, without any forewarning.

A Wikipedia screenshot discussing the end of the universe. It reads: Title: Other possible fates of the universe Body text: There are also some possible events, such as the Big Slurp, which would seriously harm the universe, although the universe as a whole would not be completely destroyed as a result. Sub-title: Big Slurp This theory posits that the universe currently exists in a false vacuum and that it could become a true vacuum at any moment. In order to best understand the false vacuum collapse theory, one must first understand the Higgs field which permeates the universe. Much like an electromagnetic field, it varies in strength based upon its potential. A true vacuum exists so long as the universe exists in its lowest energy state, in which case the false vacuum theory is irrelevant. However, if the vacuum is not in its lowest energy state (a false vacuum), it could tunnel into a lower-energy state. This is called vacuum decay. This has the potential to fundamentally alter the universe: in some scenarios, even the various physical constants could have different values, severely affecting the foundations of matter, energy, and spacetime. It is also possible that all structures will be destroyed instantaneously, without any forewarning.

Here in Britland, we only have normal-sized Slurps. I can only assume the Queen must have decreed that Big ones were too ostentatious for civilised society to cope with before she passed.

As a result, I thought you were talking about the end of the universe as a nickname. Which - pretty hardcore.

21.08.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She'd never do that! She know too well you'd come back with neat ideas about bobbit worms

13.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling better about immediately kicking Astarion to the curb when he attempted to murder me in my sleep

13.08.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I frequently perturb people when I explain this is the only one I've ever played

08.08.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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