every time i oil my huge cutting board i just wish it was someone else doing it so i could jerk off to it
29.11.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@atomic-mango.bsky.social
multidisciplinary pervert, kink nerd & mesh fetishist | sourdough warlock | pain bard πͺ’π€βοΈβ¨ 18+ NSFW
every time i oil my huge cutting board i just wish it was someone else doing it so i could jerk off to it
29.11.2025 20:01 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0sometimes i wish βgirl dadβ hadnβt been adopted by the str8s bc it me. i am planning a heist to steal it back
29.11.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this might be the straightest thing about me and then you remember iβm on some femme daddy bullshit and it all makes sense again
29.11.2025 19:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i know iβm himbosexual because i just objectified someone for shotgunning a beer
29.11.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0im gonna need that bidet rec!! great packing job π
29.11.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βyouβre so braveβ
bro, why would you say this to me
just call me a slur
spooky: trying to make a date with a dude who is still treating their partner like a sentient calendar
31.10.2025 16:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0loveloveLOVE rolling into the cafeteria in my neighborhood looking butch AF and getting called βprincesaβ by the lady who works there π₯°
30.10.2025 16:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i have a doll maker fetish, but that doll is frankensteinβs monster
25.10.2025 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI stole something for youβ
YES, my heart!!! Keep it, you little bandit
what is it about petty theft that melts my heart completely?
18.10.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0teaching my subs how to roll joints while tied up so weβre good to go for aftercare
18.10.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nothing gets me interested in a person more quickly than seeing bleached whiskers around their mouth. being in the presence of a real eater turns me into a shameless flirt π«
18.10.2025 19:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i dont get imposter syndrome; yt people cannot stop themselves from doubting me and iβd rather die before i agree with them
18.10.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i was getting the rain clouds fucked out of me and lamented that i was too turned on for the sex to hurt in that delicious way i crave.
bless their hips for managing to bring the pain regardless π€π½
nothing makes me wet like someone who treats my complaints like their personal to-do list
02.10.2025 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*blows dust off this account like itβs an ancient, long-forgotten tome*
01.10.2025 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know itβs really over when you update their name in your phone to βοΈhoe, donβt do it βοΈ
02.04.2025 01:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love being the kind of freak who flags via mask color
29.03.2025 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0true life: I got a hot wake-up call from one of my favorite sadists and their beautiful victim.
caning and coffee make such a gorgeous pair.
my least favorite gender has got to be βyt person scolding marginalized people for not having enough empathy for the people who are harming themβ
19.03.2025 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whenever someone admits publicly, in 2025, that they have a fetish for βsexy latinasβ, a latinaβs cafecito is ruined
19.03.2025 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GOD I love a dom fem
21.02.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no one is allowed to tell me off for this: this is 90% male artists vs the art they make
03.02.2025 19:33 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0on the fucket list: a slow fuck where their tears fall on their dick as it goes inside me
08.02.2025 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really did not expect to be in 2025 having complex feelings about the term βbootlickerβ
06.02.2025 03:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know getting railed with this would fix me
28.01.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0me to me: settle down. Just because YOU see the clear connection between someoneβs dumb social media take to rape culture doesnβt mean they do
24.01.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0and soon! We will do it again!
I wonder if theyβll ever see this tease πππ
still buzzing from running a train of sadists on my sweet cow babe πͺπ
22.01.2025 17:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0