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"I think it is [handball]. Tarkowski knows what he's doing and it's something I would do.

"The only thing I'm thinking is has he lost his bearings. He is in the middle of the box, but it's a split second decision.

"It takes a late deflection and maybe it's just reflexes.”

09.12.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Day 2 of consecutive worse handballs than Tarkowski vs Leeds not given as penalties.

I'd like to say I'd love to hear Carragher's opinion on this but obviously I wouldn't.

09.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He's great. Wouldn't be at Chelsea if he could stay fit.

09.12.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chelsea getting beat with a decent team is good. Enzo, James, Cucarella, Neto etc all getting lots of minutes.

We should be fresher on Saturday. Pity Delap is injured though.

09.12.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Newcastle fan. Always have Liverpool as an actually successful second team.

09.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shearer is like Carrager. A generation of pundits who can't do their job because they're thick as shit.

09.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I see the pundits are suddenly saying an accidental handball should still mean a goal.

09.12.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot about Karius. Horrible what they did to him.

09.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgot about him. Sad times when Amanda Holden is in 4th.

09.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joey Barton by a mile.

Wait, does Carragher count?

09.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everton in talks with Garner over a new long term contract. Great news.

Seems to be loving playing with KDH and Grealish.

Hopefully we get it sorted quickly.

09.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Trent and Salah stuff is very similar to those people who leave Scientology and get their life ruined.

09.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You can now get stuff for your reward points on the Everton app. Things like the travel mug are limited so get on there quickly.

09.12.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the 'Tarkowski handball rule' has been well and truly dropped.

Imagine my surprise.

08.12.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good point. The support for that first Lampard season was something else.

08.12.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair United don't look much better.

08.12.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feel a bit for Wolves fans. That's a shambles. We know how grim it can be under incompetent owners.

08.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sunderland at home. Tough one but it'll fall during AFCON.

08.12.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yep www.indy100.com/sport/angryg...

08.12.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Ball number 15

08.12.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't mind who we get as long as it's at home.

Weston-super-Mare would be fun.

08.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He recorded himself singing poverty chants at Goodison. He's a prick.

08.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
LAST-GASP drama as Everton win five-goal thriller at Millwall! | FA YOUTH CUP HIGHLIGHTS πŸ†
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Lovely second from Graham. That run from Akirakiri for the third is superb. Really impressed with him this year.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M9a...

08.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate to post this like we're begging, but its literally a few hundred from the target.
It may reach an Evertonian Saudi Prince who's feeling generous...we can dream πŸ˜‚
Please do just repost so it just reaches out.
Thanks and love to you all πŸ’™

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07.12.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy stat. Amazing result given their struggles this season.

07.12.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Millwall u18s 2-3 Everton u18s
Everton 3-0 Notts Forest
Chelsea 0-1 Everton (WSL)

Brilliant weekend.

07.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant win!

07.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Brighton

07.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I'd missed something live. Saw the replay and it's just a shoulder barge. Their defender was doing it to Barry in the air every time. It's a really strange thing to go on about.

07.12.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Couple of their players were doing that. Weird team.

07.12.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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